Make a wish!

SilverBrd · 08-13-2008, 4:06 AM

Ok guys and gals this here will be a fun thread to follow so here goes....

I have seen this on the FZ1 forum and the responses are downright hilarious so here are the rules......

You will make a wish.... anything you want but there is a price to pay when granted by another member of the forum

example......

I wish I had a corvette........

Another member will do the following...

Granted but you realize it was the only corvette with a 4 cylinder with 90 horsepower.

After you grant the wish you then make your wish and see what the outcome will be for you.

Now remember this is to be humorous when you grant the wish so be witty with words.

Since we are always drawn to the fastest color thread and with me seeing some low down funny responses I think you guys will tear this one up.

Have fun!!!

SilverBrd · 08-13-2008, 4:08 AM

I wish I had a million dollars......

PH005 · 08-13-2008, 4:34 AM

Granted. But, in Somalian Dollars.

I wish I had a Beer Keg that never ran out.

Growler67 · 08-13-2008, 6:08 AM

Granted, but maybe they wouldn't run if you kept their feets shackled.

I wish for a new Honda that is all the things my VFR and XX are and with a solid R/R in the liter class.......and Black, of course

Strek · 08-13-2008, 7:56 AM

Growler67 granted but it would come with real ugly pink graphics and a pink seat, pink wheels and a pink wind screen.

I wish for world peace and enconmic prosperity for all.
You know like in the enternal words of Mr. Spoc. Live long and prosper.

dunedain · 08-13-2008, 10:08 AM

Strek Granted! Your world utopia shall be but only the government of this world will decide if you are allowed a bike, a wife, will decide your career, how many kids you shall have, what you can watch on TV, what you're allowed to read, how you can dress...etc. Enjoy!

I wish (cringe) that I could have a couple of hot chicks that were crazy in the sack!

outlawgibbs · 08-13-2008, 11:36 AM

Granted. But by Crazy its going to be the mental way and all there going to do is jump around a drool and beat the piss out of you.... Have fun in the sack.I wish to be rich and famous

DragonXX · 08-13-2008, 7:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

I wish I had a million dollars......

Granted ................................................. But you shall have all in pennies

I wish that women all over the world had at least 'D' cups

outlawgibbs · 08-13-2008, 9:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DragonXX

Granted ................................................. But you shall have all in pennies

I wish that women all over the world had at least 'D' cups

Granted.... But there all going to be 400lbs and bald

DragonXX · 08-13-2008, 9:46 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

Granted.... But there all going to be 400lbs and bald

You've met my mother-in-law then ?

SilverBrd · 08-13-2008, 10:00 PM

I wish I was a porn star

outlawgibbs · 08-13-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

I wish I was a porn star

Granted but it will be in gay porn

SilverBrd · 08-13-2008, 10:05 PM

Make a wish outlaw

SilverBrd · 08-13-2008, 10:07 PM

One more thing to add on this thread guys.... you have to wish for something every time you grant a wish on every response to keep the thread going.

outlawgibbs · 08-13-2008, 10:07 PM

I did its still unanswered

ArmyStrong · 08-13-2008, 10:24 PM

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I wish to be rich and famous

ok outlaw. Granted. But you will be rich in odor and make the Guiness Book of World Records for your never-ending, pungent, smell, become the poster boy for all manners of colognes, airfresheners, etc. There you will find your fame. Enjoy your notoriety...I wish to have any woman I want.

Strek · 08-13-2008, 10:40 PM

Armystrong Granted but your mind will be tricked into thinking that only 400lb transexuals are pretty so that is all that you will desire leaving all of the stone cold foxes for me.

I wish that all the girls that I find pretty would want me. I would take my pick.

xx2wheelin · 08-13-2008, 11:09 PM

granted but once they are yours they will become super clingy and not allow you off of your very short leash ever....good luck with that buddy!

i wish i could stop blowing up motors and still make good hp

leash not life whoops

DragonXX · 08-13-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

I wish that all the girls that I find pretty would want me. I would take my pick.

Granted, but I'll have to change you into a wallett full of cash !

...... And I wish Honda would bring out the '09 Bird

Nutter67 · 08-14-2008, 12:05 AM

Granted, but next year Honda is changing the designation of the CT110 to "Bird". I wish I wasnt so fat and had more hair (on the top of my head).

DragonXX · 08-14-2008, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Granted, but next year Honda is changing the designation of the CT110 to "Bird"

Great ! I rode one of these for a full year on my restricted licence

I hope they introduce Ram-Air Induction this time though

outlawgibbs · 08-14-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Granted, but next year Honda is changing the designation of the CT110 to "Bird". I wish I wasnt so fat and had more hair (on the top of my head).

Granted...but you will only weigh in a 75lbs with 50lbs of that being hair of the top of your head, couisn IT anyone.......
I wish I could travel the world

Catenaccio · 08-14-2008, 1:34 AM

Granted but only as a tape worm.

I wish it was Spring year round. You know, nice riding weather.

xx2wheelin · 08-14-2008, 3:35 AM

granted but you will develope a very severe case of hemroids and wont be able to ride.

i wish my girlfriend would give it up more......to me, so dont go there haha

outlawgibbs · 08-14-2008, 9:27 AM

Granted... but every time she gives it up. through the whole time shes going to let out the worst farts you could ever smell.......

I wish it would stop getting