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08-20-2008, 11:13 PM
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| Got any blacker???  Join Date: Jan 09 2008 Location: Eagle Heights, QLD, Australia Bike(s): 03 XX Black Age: 36 Posts: 98
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Granted - But it wont be released in the US, as with the turbo and 300hp (and the chassis to use it) this ultimate sport tourer won't meet the emmision laws. It will just scrape in under the radar in Australia, where as a tribute to all pre-existing Birdmen, existing owners get 1 for free...... I wish I could grant that wish....  |
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08-20-2008, 11:46 PM
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 Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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Granted..but it will be just as you said, and replayed over and over, including his wish, from the point of granting..Granted..but it will be just as you said, and replayed over and over, including his wish from the point of granting..Granted..but it will be just as you said, and replayed over and over, including his wish from the point of granting..(I could've went on and on, but whodoyouthinkIam, Lois?)  I wish I were at the next stage of human evolution.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.  |
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08-21-2008, 1:52 AM
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 Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinios Bike(s): 1999 CBR1100XX and 1988 CBR1000F Stock & excellent Posts: 1,759
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As you wish... A meteor will land on earth carrying a new type of alien virus that infects only you. You morph into a 40ft tall one eyed cyclops. You live for the next 1000 years and never have sex again as you are the only 40ft tall one eyed cyclops on the planet. The only work you can find is as a circus freak. You will only be able to eat seaweed and this will cause you to loose all control over bowl movements. I wish that all stop light cameras would stop working and never work again. |
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08-21-2008, 3:54 AM
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| Got any blacker??? Join Date: Jan 09 2008 Location: Eagle Heights, QLD, Australia Bike(s): 03 XX Black Age: 36 Posts: 98
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Granted - However from now on they will be replaced with speed cameras. I wish that every time i went for a ride, all other road users would park (off the road) and grant me free and unimpeded travel... |
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08-22-2008, 5:37 PM
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 Join Date: Jul 14 2008 Location: Michigan US Bike(s): 00 CBRxx Posts: 44
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Black your wish has been granted except the road you describe is a small path on the playground and your ride is a tricycle. I wish I had a swimmers body build. |
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08-22-2008, 8:07 PM
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| TEDZXX  Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Bike(s): 2002 Honda CBR1100XX (Silver) Blackbird Age: 43 Posts: 1,391
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Granted............... You meet Greg Luganis fall in love and contract HIV from him and shrink down to 92lbs for the rest of your life. I wish the "Fastest Color" thread will end.
__________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, Scorpion Carbon Fiber Oval Exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!  |
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08-22-2008, 8:29 PM
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| Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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Granted........................................... ..............once you accept the speed supremacy of red....btw-it will be replaced by which U.S. state has the fastest roads, where outlaw and spider will create 25 pages worth of posts by themselves... I wish I fuel was .99 cents per gallon.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. |
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08-22-2008, 9:53 PM
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 Join Date: May 17 2008 Location: Hustisford WI Bike(s): 2003 blackbird,1992 suzuki gsxr 1100 Age: 28 Posts: 364
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When do we start
__________________ I Refuse to Tiptoe Through Life Only to Arrive Safely at Death  |
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08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
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 Join Date: Jun 08 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Bike(s): 1998 CBR1100XX Super Blackbird Posts: 409
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Granted.. But the Oil companies will offset the price by setting a new octane level of 22. Barely enouhg to run a 25cc moped. I wish I could be 18 years old again |
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08-29-2008, 1:05 AM
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| Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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Granted..but you won't know now, what you used to know now. It will be a vicious cycle. You'll know you did it before after it happens. As a matter of fact, you'll decrease in age every year. Better get some ridin in quick. I wish my 9th grade spanish teacher, senora Cruz, felt the same way about me as I did her.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. |
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08-29-2008, 10:23 AM
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| Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinios Bike(s): 1999 CBR1100XX and 1988 CBR1000F Stock & excellent Posts: 1,759
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As you wish.. You will go back in time to 9th grade. Ms. Cruz will be all over you in the back seat of her car. A concerned parent will see this and call the police. She will be arrested and sent to jail. She will be pregnant with your love child. She will get out and repeat the cycle with you and another young man age 12. She likes them young. She will be caught again and sent back to the big house. Pregnant again this time with twins from the other young man. You will drop out of school to try to support your love child. Not having a high school diploma you will lie to obtain your job at Wendy's. You will work hard and move up the chain until you reach management. Your earlier lie on your application will be discovered and you will be fired. She will still be in jail getting it on with the guards while you try to support your child working day labor. I wish that I would have met my wife when she was 18. |
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08-30-2008, 10:16 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Bike(s): 2007 CBR1100XX Age: 41 Posts: 2,248
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As you wish.. You will go back in time to 9th grade. Mrs. Strek will be all over you in the back seat of her car. A concerned parent will see this and call the police. She will be arrested and sent to jail. She will be pregnant with your love child. She will get out and repeat the cycle with you and another young man age 12. She likes them young. She will be caught again and sent back to the big house. Pregnant again this time with twins from the other young man. You will drop out of school to try to support your love child. Not having a high school diploma you will lie to obtain your job at Wendy's. You will work hard and move up the chain until you reach management. Your earlier lie on your application will be discovered and you will be fired. She will still be in jail getting it on with the guards while you try to support your child working day labor. I wish it was November so I can go and ride on the Oz MotoGP track again.
__________________ Paul Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier  |
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08-30-2008, 2:30 PM
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| Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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Granted. Now you have at least half of a continent who may not be able to ride til next year. THANKS PAL!! I wish it were July again.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. |
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08-31-2008, 3:58 AM
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| Moderator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Bike(s): 2007 CBR1100XX Age: 41 Posts: 2,248
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psst, this is Oz. We dont have such things as "riding seasons" we can ride 24/7/365
__________________ Paul Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier |
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08-31-2008, 5:15 AM
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| Join Date: Jun 08 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Bike(s): 1998 CBR1100XX Super Blackbird Posts: 409
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Granted, But, Evary month for the rest of your life will be July. No more Easters, Birthdays, Christmas's or New Years. How Dull. I Wish I could play golf like Tiger Woods. | |
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08-31-2008, 12:03 PM
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| Join Date: Jul 22 2008 Location: chicago Bike(s): 2006 cbr600rr 1999 honda blackbird Posts: 108
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i wish my hangover would go away | |
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09-01-2008, 4:00 AM
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| Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. | |
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09-01-2008, 4:10 AM
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| Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Bike(s): RED(the fast color), 2001 CBR1100XX, 2004 ZZR600 Age: 39 Posts: 1,593
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I wish we had 30 hours instead of 24 in a day.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. | |
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09-01-2008, 5:46 AM
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| Join Date: Jun 08 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Bike(s): 1998 CBR1100XX Super Blackbird Posts: 409
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Granted, But, For you only, the extra six hours will be spent at WORK. Awwwww. I wish We had a Four day work week with a three day weekend all year round. |
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