Make a wish!

xx2wheelin · 08-14-2008, 8:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

As you wish... but she will have every form of STD that is known to mankind and a few that aren't. You will get red green and blue spots on your member from this wonderful sexual experience.

I wish gas prices would go down to $1.00 a gallon.

ghonasyphaherpelitus?? sorry that was the super std i made up for my buddy the one night he hooked up with a skank

granted dragonxx but god's only response will be because i said so!! then he will pee on you for ever questioning his logic.

i wish chris farley didnt od!!

rollover99 · 08-14-2008, 10:50 PM

Granted but he is Charles Manson and wants to put a tattoo on your help you remember.

I wish I had a money to pay off my bike.

ArmyStrong · 08-15-2008, 11:31 AM

Granted. But not the XX. The Schwinn. Keep the checks rollin...
I wish I could bring Pun back. (somebody'll get it)

Misipi97 · 08-15-2008, 2:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DragonXX

I wish there was a God, so that I could ask him what the hell all this is about

Granted! But your non-specific request of "this" will mean all knowledge. Your answer will be given in morse code, and yes there will be a quiz.

I wish I were King.

rollover99 · 08-15-2008, 4:36 PM

Granted but you are the King of an all male homosexual well hung pigme tribe and you are a catcher.

I wish I was a pimp.

outlawgibbs · 08-15-2008, 5:20 PM

Granted, But you will be a pimp for men and have to try out the merchandise before you sell it
I wish I could drive legally

SilverBrd · 08-15-2008, 7:08 PM

Granted... but the only thing you can drive is a rust infested 1972 Ford Pinto station wagon that emits blue choking smoke for miles and gets 4 miles to the gallon.

I wish I won the lottery

Catenaccio · 08-15-2008, 7:16 PM

Granted but God will answer your questions God's way...

I wish all teenagers had functioning brains.

xx2wheelin · 08-15-2008, 11:56 PM

granted but all male teenagers functioning brain will be in their other head....i guess you kinda wasted that wish.

i wish i knew in high school what i know now

PH005 · 08-16-2008, 1:30 AM

Granted. But, that would make you Psychic, so you will go on TV and tell complete strangers that you just spoke to their Uncle Tom who died five years ago after a botched up sex change.

I wish My girlfriend would have Breast enlargements.

outlawgibbs · 08-16-2008, 1:55 AM

Granted but they will be soooo big they will just flop down and touch her toes and forever be streched and veinie
I wish my girlfriends fat cat would get even fatter so I could put him in the record books

ArmyStrong · 08-16-2008, 2:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Granted... but the only thing you can drive is a rust infested 1972 Ford Pinto station wagon that emits blue choking smoke for miles and gets 4 miles to the gallon.

I wish I won the lottery

Granted...the immigration lottery. Wait--you're already a citizen. Bummer dude. I wish I had x-ray vision...and Beyonce's Knowles address.

Nutter67 · 08-16-2008, 4:09 AM

Granted. And then you would be busted for stalking, and you could use your xray vision on the other inmates at the county jail.

I wish I had a clean house.

xx2wheelin · 08-16-2008, 9:47 AM

granted but the only reason its clean is because someone came in and robbed you blind while you were at work

i wish my dog would learn to use the toilet

lois · 08-16-2008, 9:52 AM

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Originally Posted by xx2wheelin

granted but the only reason its clean is because someone came in and robbed you blind while you were at work

i wish my dog would learn to use the toilet

Granted, but now all he does is sit in there reading Playdog magazine while you crap your pants pounding on the door out in the hall way.

I wish all my bikes were RED

outlawgibbs · 08-16-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Granted, but now all he does is sit in there reading Playdog magazine while you crap your pants pounding on the door out in the hall way.

I wish all my bikes were RED

Granted but buy doing so you made all your bikes the slower since we all know red is the slowest color
I wish I didnt have to go to work everyday

Strek · 08-16-2008, 11:30 AM

As you wish... You will be fired on Monday and not have to go to work. Unemployment and any other investments will eventually run out and you will lose your bike and everything else you own. You're girlfriend will leave and take her record breaking celebrity money making fat cat with her.

I wish my Hurricane looked like it did on Monday.

lois · 08-16-2008, 1:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

As you wish... You will be fired on Monday and not have to go to work. Unemployment and any other investments will eventually run out and you will lose your bike and everything else you own. You're girlfriend will leave and take her record breaking celebrity money making fat cat with her.

I wish my Hurricane looked like it did on Monday.

Granted
you'v just fallen down 27 flights of stairs and now you are a drooling pant crapping mess, dressed in pink bunny pajamas,firmly tied to a bed in a mental hospital with a tube up your arse, you can't speak or see, and the only memory that you now possess is how your Hurricane looked last monday which plays over and over in your troubled and tortured mind.

I wish I had a pink pair of bunny pajamas

PH005 · 08-16-2008, 2:03 PM

Granted. But, Bunnys being Bunnys, You soon have 85,996,721 pairs of Bunny PJ's hoping all around your house. The RSPCA are called in and you are arrested for cruelty to dumb pyjama's.

I wish I had the Powers of Superman.

lois · 08-16-2008, 3:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PH005

Granted. But, Bunnys being Bunnys, You soon have 85,996,721 pairs of Bunny PJ's hoping all around your house. The RSPCA are called in and you are arrested for cruelty to dumb pyjama's.

I wish I had the Powers of Superman.

Granted, but on your first night at home, while watching a porno, you get a little to rambunctious and tear off your weiner, then later at the hospital, a drunken plastic surgeon sews it onto your forehead by mistake.

I wish that fish weren't so slimey.

xx2wheelin · 08-16-2008, 7:23 PM

granted but the only reason fish are slimy is because of female swimmers....therefore your wish just caused no women to ever become arroused to the point of "wetness" thanks for ruining sex for all of us jerk!!

i wish garbage cans would empty themselves

lois · 08-16-2008, 7:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xx2wheelin

granted but the only reason fish are slimy is because of female swimmers....therefore your wish just caused no women to ever become arroused to the point of "wetness" thanks for ruining sex for all of us jerk!!

i wish garbage cans would empty themselves

Granted, but since you will no longer be having sex....with anyone.... you will now have lots of time to do it yourself.

I wish they made a gasoline powered, bar-b-que grate cleaner.

billypf · 08-16-2008, 10:55 PM

Granted...but after purchasing one, you blow yourself up using the gas powered grill cleaner over an open flame.

I wish that someone would send a stock 1997 taillight for free, so that i can install my Clear Alternatives Integrated Taillight.

Nutter67 · 08-16-2008, 11:10 PM

Granted, but it was for a 97 Gixxer.

I wish my cat had control over its bowels and would stop crapping itself under my bed.

xx2wheelin · 08-17-2008, 4:45 AM

granted.....but your cat has complete control over its bowels you just piss it off.

i wish my gf's dog would stop giving me the cold nose in the butt at the wrong time

PH005 · 08-17-2008, 6:31 AM

Granted but now your gf's dog gives you the warm tongue at the " right " time, and You LIKE it ! Your a SICK Puppy.

I wish all the politicians in the world would be turned into chimpanzes.