10) you saw a snowman building a fire to end it all 'cuz even he couldn't take it any longer
9) you've had to wear your helmet, winter jacket, and heavy gloves to work for the last few weeks, and you're still driving the car.
8) you've given serious consideration to quitting your 6 figure job in the city and opening a Chik-Fil-A down south, just to be warmer....
7) have Bing Crosby's White Christmas in the CD player.... and it's April.
6) You have to bundle up so much to ride that you look like the Stay Puftd Marshmallow man.
5) saw a good deal online for motorcycle tire chains and considered it....
4) you've worked on a design to replace the front wheel with a ski
3) Passed a sled dog team on your way to work the other day
2) trying to figure out where to put the tube of sand on the back of the bike to get better traction when it snows
1) painted your kids sled black (because it IS the fastest color) and slapped some CBRXX decals on it.... then hit the twistys on the hill out back