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08-25-2008, 9:06 AM
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 Join Date: Jan 04 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 46
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| Lets start Monday with a biker joke biker (XX) is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The XX biker jumps off his bird, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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08-25-2008, 10:19 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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| Re: Lets start Monday with a biker joke
Too funny... what makes it funny is that you could see it happening in real life.
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08-25-2008, 1:41 PM
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 Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53
Posts: 383
| Re: Lets start Monday with a biker joke
Ha. That's a good one. Multiple lawsuits to follow. Even one from the girl's parents who would sue the Marine because he hurt their daughter in the rescue.
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08-25-2008, 6:02 PM
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| ... Get A Good Lawyer !  Join Date: Dec 19 2007 Location: Gold Coast, Australia Age: 45
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| Re: Lets start Monday with a biker joke  That's piss funny ! Don't let Obama get a hold of it or for sure, it'll be in the next democratic advertisement 
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