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shewie · 12-16-2008, 6:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

Do you want to know what lite beer and silver bikes have in common....?

They'll both kick the gerbil out of your red-riding ass?

deadman · 12-16-2008, 7:25 PM

My humble appologys to you Strek, I was in that much of a hurry to put my new double buble on my lightning fast silver stead, I over looked the design chip and your figmented recall, But as I have said, you and your slow crony's, Are just rehashing old worn out arguments and excuses Bringing up the chip is just another example of your inability to come up with new legitimate reasons to explain why your Black and red thingy's are seriously velocity challenged.
I also forgot the little red trains that Lois plays with. Sorry lois,
I do have spell check, but I can spell and dont need it, thanks to a kindy teacher who had a silver car.
If it is painted Black, Send it back.
If it is red, it is dead,
It will only give you grief, Lois and Strek are perfect examples of the problems you will encounter, with very slow performance, and ramblings and mumblings about your speed deficenct crappy XX's, you would not believe,
Silver is fastest, is not a belief, It is a fact that you lot just cant comprehend,
I am afraid that Mr Honda, had not realized, that by making other coloured XX"S other than the very quick silver, he had actually built in a slow factor. that even his excellent engineers had not envisioned,

Strek · 12-16-2008, 10:57 PM

Deadman... I think you are saying that you believe that silver is fast. Again. Nothing to back it up. Again. Just silver is fast. Again. Since you mentioned quick silver you might want to go back and read about quick silver again. Of course you know what they say. If the shoe fits wear it.

My TRUE BLACKbird is so fast that I can make it all the way around the Walmart parking lot 93 times before your first quarter runs out and before Lois and the red brigade show up with more quarters from their charity ride.
Oh thats in first gear with only a 10% throttle while towing a semi.

SilverBrd · 12-16-2008, 11:02 PM

This is how fast a black Bird is.....

SilverBrd · 12-16-2008, 11:03 PM

This is how fast a red Bird is....

SilverBrd · 12-16-2008, 11:04 PM

And of course SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadman · 12-16-2008, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

This is how fast a black blackBird is.....

Silverbird, How did you get an invitation to meet Lois's Snail friends.

deadman · 12-16-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Deadman... I think you are saying that you believe that silver is fast. Again. Nothing to back it up. Again. Just silver is fast. Again. Since you mentioned quick silver you might want to go back and read about quick silver again. Of course you know what they say. If the shoe fits wear it.

My TRUE BLACKbird is so fast that I can make it all the way around the Walmart parking lot 93 times before your first quarter runs out and before Lois and the red brigade show up with more quarters from their charity ride.
Oh thats in first gear with only a 10% throttle while towing a semi.

That Walmart Black blackbird kiddy ride must be a good one. 93 times around the parking lot, You must be dizzy as hell, Your MUM must be one hell of a woman, to put up with you, riding in that kiddy ride for so long, They can do any thing with play rides these days, even putting a semi on the back of of your kiddy ride, You must post up a piccy, so that we can all see you in your moment of glory,
I dont think that silver is the fastest, Its a proven fact. and I dont have to prove anything about it, SILVER IS THE FASTEST COLOUR.
And I did not say silver is fast, I said silver is the fastest, more than anything else.
Mr Honda made my bike and painted it, 2006 Two tone silver, Mr Honda told me so.
You can argue that one out with him. hahahahahahahaha

deadman · 12-16-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

This is how fast a red Bird is....

That looks like one of Strekies friends, From the Gerbil family.

SilverBrd · 12-16-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Deadman... I think you are saying that you believe that silver is fast. Again. Nothing to back it up. Again. Just silver is fast. Again. Since you mentioned quick silver you might want to go back and read about quick silver again. Of course you know what they say. If the shoe fits wear it.

My TRUE BLACKbird is so fast that I can make it all the way around the Walmart parking lot 93 times before your first quarter runs out and before Lois and the red brigade show up with more quarters from their charity ride.
Oh thats in first gear with only a 10% throttle while towing a semi.

Do you guys smell something??? *sniff* *sniff*........yep.............

BULLSHIT!

lois · 12-16-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

And of course SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you mean....

Strek · 12-16-2008, 11:55 PM

lois · 12-16-2008, 11:55 PM

Or how about.....

deadman · 12-17-2008, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Don't you mean....

She or he is dressed in red. The wording has been added later,
Whats your girlfriends name Lois. the one in the picture.
She is quite a stunner mate, how long have you two love birds been together, I am sure that she would not have noticed that you are a hairy and furry BEAR,

deadman · 12-17-2008, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Or how about.....

Thats a bit low, Lois,

Leave the KIWI's out of it.

SilverBrd · 12-17-2008, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Don't you mean....

Lois... hate to say it but that was freakin hilarious!!!

lois · 12-17-2008, 12:54 AM

I'm still rolling on the floor myself......good thing you guys are pretty easy going......

And I hope Nutter is too, especially when he see's that I posted a pic of him that he sent me in private....

Lois

SilverBrd · 12-17-2008, 1:16 AM

Found a pic of you Lois at the track. Man you are good at knee scraping!!!

SilverBrd · 12-17-2008, 1:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

I'm still rolling on the floor myself......good thing you guys are pretty easy going......

And I hope Nutter is too, especially when he see's that I posted a pic of him that he sent me in private....

Lois

Where is it?

lois · 12-17-2008, 2:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Where is it?

It's the one I doctored up, and put your name on , guy in drag.....get it....?

Lois

Leftlaner · 12-17-2008, 10:43 AM

[quote=deadman;75324]

Thats a nice bike youve got there Leftlaner, do the headlight covers restrict the lighting or do you take them off when riding,
Cheers,
[quote]

The headlight cover is velcroed on, so ripping it off takes about 2 seconds. However, I only remove it if it is pitch black in the middle of the night (and I'm not a big fan of night riding). The cover does restrict lighting to a certain degree, but the HID more than compensates for this.

Cheers!

SilverBrd · 12-18-2008, 2:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

It's the one I doctored up, and put your name on , guy in drag.....get it....?

Lois

NUTTER!!!!! Ban this A hole!!!!!!

Strek · 12-18-2008, 5:12 PM

Silverbrd... I know what you mean. At least he could have posted one of you with your bike.

shewie · 12-18-2008, 7:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Silverbrd... I know what you mean. At least he could have posted one of you with your bike.

Do you mean like this one where he let his friend do the driving?

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SilverBrd · 12-18-2008, 11:07 PM

Lois..... I found your mistress!!

Strek · 12-18-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shewie

Do you mean like this one where he let his friend do the driving?

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deadman · 12-18-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Lois..... I found your mistress!!

All she needs is a bit of fur, She's better looking than his girlfriend in the red bikini, hahahahahaha

Its Logomans Birthday today, the old Geezer is 52

Cheers,
Brian.

deadman · 12-18-2008, 11:40 PM

[quote=lois;75490]I'm still rolling on the floor myself......good thing you guys are pretty easy going......

And I hope Nutter is too, especially when he see's that I posted a pic of him that he sent me in private....

Lois, Red is the slowest colour of all.

Logoman · 12-19-2008, 9:00 PM

Those black and red XX's aren't as much slow as they are fast at getting nowhere.

lois · 01-23-2009, 5:34 AM

You know......I got busy over the Christmas season, and just about forgot about this thread...however, after looking at the pic of Silverbird (up 3 or 4 posts) I realized a couple of things;

1) you slow clourd sissy la la's are slower than Don Adams in the Shakiest Gun In the West.

2) you slow clourd sissy la la's are....well, slow clourd sissy la la's.

It occured to me that starting just before Christmas, we all put away our fangs and decided to be nice to each other. At first I assumed it was because of the holiday season....but then I realized it was because you losers were lossing the battle, and were looking for ANY excuse to put this thread to bed.

nice try fags....nice try.

So here's a little thought for all you slow as death riders to ponder heading into the new year.

Colour DOES effect top speed. Red is fastest and the other clours are slower. So are the owners of the slow clourd bikes....they too are slow. Stupid too. Also, I have heard rumors that they all dress like Ken and Barbie when they think no one else is looking. (how weird and sick is that?)

I have even heard little children call them low lifes, and spit on the ground as they said it. It speaks volumes that even little children understand how sad and pathetic it is to own a motorcycle that is a colour other than RED....or even worse......one that is, a colour of which we do not speak.

So bow down you tired old losers...bow down to to those of us who ride the fastest colour. Weep as you realize you bought the wrong colour. Cower in the corner like the little " Want ta be's " that you are.

Posers...every one of you. Shame on you all for having a crappy clourd bike, AND for trying to let this tread die.

So now class, in the interest of supporting the truth....lets have a little refresher.

<----------Me and my red riders

<---you and your dumb little clourd crowd

<---what your crowd does for my crowd.....

and yes...this taunt has been brought to you by the colour red, and the #1

So kneel suckers, it's just like old times ......isn't it.

Lois >aka, Red Leader

12-16-2008, 7:25 PM	#1862
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,347	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? My humble appologys to you Strek, I was in that much of a hurry to put my new double buble on my lightning fast silver stead, I over looked the design chip and your figmented recall, But as I have said, you and your slow crony's, Are just rehashing old worn out arguments and excuses Bringing up the chip is just another example of your inability to come up with new legitimate reasons to explain why your Black and red thingy's are seriously velocity challenged. I also forgot the little red trains that Lois plays with. Sorry lois, I do have spell check, but I can spell and dont need it, thanks to a kindy teacher who had a silver car. If it is painted Black, Send it back. If it is red, it is dead, It will only give you grief, Lois and Strek are perfect examples of the problems you will encounter, with very slow performance, and ramblings and mumblings about your speed deficenct crappy XX's, you would not believe, Silver is fastest, is not a belief, It is a fact that you lot just cant comprehend, I am afraid that Mr Honda, had not realized, that by making other coloured XX"S other than the very quick silver, he had actually built in a slow factor. that even his excellent engineers had not envisioned, __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

12-16-2008, 10:57 PM	#1863
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,591	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Deadman... I think you are saying that you believe that silver is fast. Again. Nothing to back it up. Again. Just silver is fast. Again. Since you mentioned quick silver you might want to go back and read about quick silver again. Of course you know what they say. If the shoe fits wear it. My TRUE BLACKbird is so fast that I can make it all the way around the Walmart parking lot 93 times before your first quarter runs out and before Lois and the red brigade show up with more quarters from their charity ride. Oh thats in first gear with only a 10% throttle while towing a semi.

12-16-2008, 11:55 PM	#1872
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,591	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?

12-17-2008, 12:54 AM	#1877
lois Join Date: Nov 06 2006 Location: Red Deer Age: 46 Posts: 4,599	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? I'm still rolling on the floor myself......good thing you guys are pretty easy going...... And I hope Nutter is too, especially when he see's that I posted a pic of him that he sent me in private.... Lois __________________ Call me "Captain Mudbucket".

12-17-2008, 10:43 AM	#1881
Leftlaner Join Date: Oct 30 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 521	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? [quote=deadman;75324] Thats a nice bike youve got there Leftlaner, do the headlight covers restrict the lighting or do you take them off when riding, Cheers, [quote] The headlight cover is velcroed on, so ripping it off takes about 2 seconds. However, I only remove it if it is pitch black in the middle of the night (and I'm not a big fan of night riding). The cover does restrict lighting to a certain degree, but the HID more than compensates for this. Cheers! __________________ To do is to be - Socrates To be is to do - Jean-Paul Sartre Do-be-do-be-do - Frank Sinatra

12-18-2008, 5:12 PM	#1883
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,591	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Silverbrd... I know what you mean. At least he could have posted one of you with your bike.

12-18-2008, 11:40 PM	#1888
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,347	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? [quote=lois;75490]I'm still rolling on the floor myself......good thing you guys are pretty easy going...... And I hope Nutter is too, especially when he see's that I posted a pic of him that he sent me in private.... Lois, Red is the slowest colour of all. __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

12-19-2008, 9:00 PM	#1889
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Those black and red XX's aren't as much slow as they are fast at getting nowhere.

01-23-2009, 5:34 AM	#1890
lois Join Date: Nov 06 2006 Location: Red Deer Age: 46 Posts: 4,599	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? You know......I got busy over the Christmas season, and just about forgot about this thread...however, after looking at the pic of Silverbird (up 3 or 4 posts) I realized a couple of things; 1) you slow clourd sissy la la's are slower than Don Adams in the Shakiest Gun In the West. 2) you slow clourd sissy la la's are....well, slow clourd sissy la la's. It occured to me that starting just before Christmas, we all put away our fangs and decided to be nice to each other. At first I assumed it was because of the holiday season....but then I realized it was because you losers were lossing the battle, and were looking for ANY excuse to put this thread to bed. nice try fags....nice try. So here's a little thought for all you slow as death riders to ponder heading into the new year. Colour DOES effect top speed. Red is fastest and the other clours are slower. So are the owners of the slow clourd bikes....they too are slow. Stupid too. Also, I have heard rumors that they all dress like Ken and Barbie when they think no one else is looking. (how weird and sick is that?) I have even heard little children call them low lifes, and spit on the ground as they said it. It speaks volumes that even little children understand how sad and pathetic it is to own a motorcycle that is a colour other than RED....or even worse......one that is, a colour of which we do not speak. So bow down you tired old losers...bow down to to those of us who ride the fastest colour. Weep as you realize you bought the wrong colour. Cower in the corner like the little " Want ta be's " that you are. Posers...every one of you. Shame on you all for having a crappy clourd bike, AND for trying to let this tread die. So now class, in the interest of supporting the truth....lets have a little refresher. <----------Me and my red riders <---you and your dumb little clourd crowd <---what your crowd does for my crowd..... and yes...this taunt has been brought to you by the colour red, and the #1 So kneel suckers, it's just like old times ......isn't it. Lois >aka, Red Leader __________________ Call me "Captain Mudbucket".