deadman

A spot of black on the front fender of a silver XX, that would be like the front wheel has seized up, HOLD ON TIGHT as you go over the front end.
Very Very dangerous, dont put any thing black on the front of a silver XX, especially BLEEEEEECCCCCKKKKK paint.:idunn o:
Logoman, You will need the quarters to clean the slow black crap off it,
Brian.

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Logoman

Yep, black on the front fender is a recipe for slow.

But, I guess you could use a small dab of black paint on the fender as a poor man's steering damper. If the spot was less than the size of a dime you'd only lose 25 hp or so.

shewie

Perhaps, but you would have to be very careful to ensure it was exactly centered lest you cause the bike to pull to one side or the other. Would it not be safer to strap a diving belt to your forks?

deadman

The only safe way around this is to keep any thing black, off the front of a silver bike.

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Logoman

True. Which is why you have to be very alert when riding our silver bikes because its very easy to misjudge the closing speed on a stationary or reversing black XX and run the poor dears over.

lois

I hate to point this out, but your "rides" only go up and down....and back and forth....so I hate to break it to you two....but your not actualy moving....sorry.


I ran into a slower clour out for a ride yesterday....have a look.

YouTube - JOSHUA'S HORSIE RIDE AND IGA


ding dong.....fries are done.

Lois

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deadman

As I stated earlier, Logoman, they get stuck in my radiator, which also slows me down, fortunately, they are behind the front wheel, and not a danger to me or my Silver,XX,
The poor dears do squeal a lot as I pry them out of my radiator,

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deadman

You are riding the merry go round again, Lois, Ask your mummy to take you off it, your obviously getting very dizzy.
Clour, what sort of a word is that.
Brian.

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Strek

Lois... Now that's it. Maybe logoman and chewie will recogonize another symptom of silveritis. I thought that logoman was going to come around once he recognized the symptoms but he seems to have fallen in deeper. Deadman was already too far gone. I mean he's so delusional that he still thinks his bike is silver. Silver riders. Take a look at the link that Lois has in his post.
That is what happens when you guys go out on your little silver bikes.

deadman

Strekkkkiieee, I dont know what we can do for you. That horsie ride Lois is on is YELLOW. Your colour blind as well as he is.
At least we Silver riders can tell the different colours and we will have fun watching you pair on the merry go round.

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fasterspider

Geezuz H Krist, you guys are still fighting over which color is faster when I have already told the truth on this subject.
CBR1100XX Super Blackbirds are fastest when they are red.
None of the Birds of colors we do not speak I have seen in the past six months had the balls to stand with me on the drag strip and or in the canyons.
Until you bring you and you slow Bird to my end of town for a thrilling romp in the canyons, you are all slow colorblind retards.

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shewie

Hate to break it to ya, Shrek, but I didn't see ANY Silver on that horse. What I DID see was a red saddle and black reigns.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled medication...

deadman

Fasterspider, Have a look at our roads,
Riding the blackspur.
Reefton spur.
Enjoy,
Brian.

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Strek

Boy you silver riders are sure a piece of work there chewie. I can see that the silveritis continues to cloud your head. The link was an example. Next time I happen by a walmart I'll take an actual picture of one of you silver riders and your little silver bikes doing the same thing. I just hope that I get there before the quarters run out and you all start spooning each other. I'm was glad to see that it wasn't one of you silver riders that died in that stampede during black friday.

Logoman

Last time I checked, up and down and back and forth is movement. In a silver XX riders case, its brutally fast UFO-type movement.

Speaking of UFO's. I was having a drink with one of the Grays the other day on a little space journey I took and noticed a silver probe in his hand. He told me to let Lois know that he has a few more questions for him - a few probing questions if you know what I mean. I told him to make sure he gets Lois's pants back on the right way this time. That zipper in back is a hoot, though.

shewie

Thanks. I'm glad to see you're finally coming to your senses. You can aspire to the same, it's just a paint job away.

You may want to back off the meds a tad, you've mispelled 'clourd'.

Yeah, I saw those 1/16 scale models the other day. They look pretty good. They also sell the full-sized black ones there, but they're marketed under the Fisher-Price brand. Must be handy for you when it comes to replacement parts.

I hadn't heard about a stampede. Where was this? Probably more out Lois' way - he lives in stampede country.

Strek

I hadn't heard about a stampede. Where was this? Probably more out Lois' way - he lives in stampede country.[/quote]


Long Island.

http://blogs.reuters.com/shop-talk/2...-black-friday/

shewie

Holy crap! That's brutal! But why would you think that a Silver rider would be involved in a stampede at a Long Island Wal-Ma - oh, I get it. No, luckily I was looking for the gerbil you lost and didn't make it to the opening.

SilverBrd

This guy apparently owns a red or black Bird.... Obviously too slow to react to the crowd thus loosing his life......

Strek, Lois, Fasterspider............... quick (do you understand that word?) Sell those slug colors before you get trampled!!!!!!

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Logoman

Black Friday.

"The crowd had a strong wave-like effect and grabbed us in. i almost broke my arm trying to hold my family together. People just kept pushing and grabbing, everyone was for themselves basically, some even punching just to get through…

i do regret going that day, and it just shows me how animalistic humans can be."


Who in their right minds would see a crowd like that and think anything good was going to come from it?

Strek

I didn't loose any gerbils. Never had one. I would say that I think that Silverbrd may have lost some.

SilverBrd

Gerbils are on backorder Strek........call Lois. He ordered the last batch of 100 last week...... Man... you guys are going through these things faster than they can breed.....

I will send you some gerbiltol to help ease your withdrawel symptoms free of charge. What are friends for? No need to thank me.

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Strek

Silverbrd... As I mentioned. Never had a gerbil. No need for one. Thanks anyway but you can keep them. Interesting how you know about their breeding rates. Good luck with your gerbils.

shewie

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

deadman

Strekiiiiiieeeeee, look up Gerbils on your computer, Very interesting,
BUT, what you and Lois do with them. Thats just not nice, You two should be ashamed of yourselves. and Faster spider has definately bumped his head, He even admits it.
Brian.

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deadman

LOIS. STREK. FASTERSPIDER.

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lois

I fail to see how shoving a gerbil up ones butt....and owning the fastest colourd XX have anything in common??????????????????????

....because,

a) I don't know anything about the whole"Gerbil" thing....

and yet...

b) I have the fastest colourd XX ever made


So if you have been shoving gerbils in your A** in some sad....and very weird attemp to become as fast as the Red Riders Club.....you need to stop, because reguardless of what Logotroublemakerman has told you.....it will not make you any faster.


and it is bad for the gerbils too.




oh, and one more thing.






clour =


Red =


Lois> aka, the one and only.

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Strek

What is it with all you silver riders and contantly bringing up gerbils? It is true that Silveritis is a consistent disease. One of the major symptoms of the disease is an inability to grasp reality. Just look at deadman. I mean he thinks his bike is silver. He doesn't even want to stand up for his own color.

Nutter67

Time to get this one back on track.

If you want to talk about who can stick the largest mammal up his/her clacker then please go here: STREK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shewie

Perhaps there was a sale on Silver paint. That would explain what Strek was doing there. Although, I suppose a sale on Habitrail tubes could also explain his presence. (sorry Nutter, couldn't resist a parting shot)