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PAzYearazzUP · 11-18-2008, 10:04 AM

SliverBird? Are you skull (ucking) dem bones, dem bones? Wizz Coin Son is pocket change is that was some funny riding horse is whaaaaa, Oh, here is another quarter is mommy is not finished shopping is I like baby sitting avitars. Look hat him rock, Doc! I think that coin machine is the couch potato he's riding. It sure looked like Eye/eye think it is a potatoe walking from wizz coin sun to ill and noize is that machine needs some cheezegrease to quiet that jaw chatter crackers and wizz is let me pullizzz down my wizzip peer is soak some chet tear is smoked cheezebonics????

Say WATT?

fasterspider · 11-18-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PAzYearazzUP

Say WATT?

Say What?

PAzYearazzUP · 11-18-2008, 1:01 PM

Say, you gave up on CB1100F? fasterspider, I have your trapdoor spy dear, my venom us is a malted Sonic Milkisshake that place up is WOT is disshitease?

Use is scratching balls is scratch is heads. The cable I am sitting on, faster, I do not need to prove a thing is color that bike any color imaginable is you will not beat air is speed is the paint is a, dragearearentore.

In other words, you bend over, I am going to stick some years of tech steps up your XX. I have 4 cylinders that say XXXX is 4-XBrand Your Wang Gear is it falls off yours is... I have to throw away the ones that fall off is you is it chokes my chicken ether way is the lamb skin.

Eye sure did dis bump piss my head bang. Flew off the world's fast test is get back on one is WHO use kidding... Me? Get back on?

fasterspider · 11-18-2008, 3:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PAzYearazzUP

Say, you gave up on CB1100F? fasterspider, I have your trapdoor spy dear, my venom us is a malted Sonic Milkisshake that place up is WOT is disshitease?

You are insane, it is plain to see.
Yes, I gave up on the 5 speed not fast enough CB1100F for a faster Honda.

shewie · 11-18-2008, 5:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Chewie... Man you must have some real time on your hands. It's like you change your avatar every other day or something.

I know, sorry for the confusion. I finally remembered to dump my camera memory into my 'puter. I had a hard time getting the photo small enough that the site would allow it as an avatar.

Silver and the Lone Ranger are still out there somewhere, waiting to correct the next unjustly painted bird to come along by topcoating it in high-speed Silver.

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I like your new avatar

OMG, a compliment?

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I mean I'd be inclined to wear a mask

You have a tinted shield, don't you? Isn't that the same thing? Honda must include those with sale of every blackBIRD to maintain the buyer's anonimity and prevent the inevitable humiliation when the first Silver streak blows their doors off. I can't blame them.

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The lone shewie. Hi ho silver...

SilverBrd · 11-18-2008, 8:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PAzYearazzUP

SliverBird? Are you skull (ucking) dem bones, dem bones? Wizz Coin Son is pocket change is that was some funny riding horse is whaaaaa, Oh, here is another quarter is mommy is not finished shopping is I like baby sitting avitars. Look hat him rock, Doc! I think that coin machine is the couch potato he's riding. It sure looked like Eye/eye think it is a potatoe walking from wizz coin sun to ill and noize is that machine needs some cheezegrease to quiet that jaw chatter crackers and wizz is let me pullizzz down my wizzip peer is soak some chet tear is smoked cheezebonics????

Say WATT?

Eh?

Got to be a 55 year old tard that mommy let play on the computer for a while or a wanna be cheesehead rapper.... same difference.... what do you do in between bikes there icantpazyearazzup?

I know..... sucking on a cheese stick maybe?

PAzYearazzUP · 11-18-2008, 10:36 PM

Silver, I am a professional instigator. I make you think about fuel injection tuning. Since 1999, the bikes are mostly fuel injected. This means a pile of understanding.

I more or less try to capture a few cheeze heads that wanna learn what makes the bike tick like screaming, ripping, ticking like the XX is clogged up with some find-tuning is if you can find it in the restrictors.

Other than that, I am a retired motorcycle mechanic is more or less on the fundamental quest of scooping brains up that do not understand the factory service manual.

Once you drag through the abstract, it begins to makes sensor or it does not. Being, 10 years worth of internet and no one has a clue about the generic computer bike.

It is pretty basic stuff a 14yr old should be up on his/her physics this is like so logical in steps, you have the book to follow so you won't get lost.

You can't change a pipe without knowing a little. You can't change a better flowing air cleaner being you better know the computer and what it just did when the air cleaner or exhaust was changed.

If you WOT the throttle, do you really need a muffler or back pressure? Were not the fuel injectors running perfect without an 02 sensor?

Do you know the difference when the XX went from open to closed loop and I wonder who did not know the two different fuel trims of the XX is did someone know that trivia? I think I know a little about the XX. More than use is thinks eyes knows.

SilverBrd · 11-19-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PAzYearazzUP

Silver, I am a professional instigator. I make you think about fuel injection tuning. Since 1999, the bikes are mostly fuel injected. This means a pile of understanding.

I more or less try to capture a few cheeze heads that wanna learn what makes the bike tick like screaming, ripping, ticking like the XX is clogged up with some find-tuning is if you can find it in the restrictors.

Other than that, I am a retired motorcycle mechanic is more or less on the fundamental quest of scooping brains up that do not understand the factory service manual.

Once you drag through the abstract, it begins to makes sensor or it does not. Being, 10 years worth of internet and no one has a clue about the generic computer bike.

It is pretty basic stuff a 14yr old should be up on his/her physics this is like so logical in steps, you have the book to follow so you won't get lost.

You can't change a pipe without knowing a little. You can't change a better flowing air cleaner being you better know the computer and what it just did when the air cleaner or exhaust was changed.

If you WOT the throttle, do you really need a muffler or back pressure? Were not the fuel injectors running perfect without an 02 sensor?

Do you know the difference when the XX went from open to closed loop and I wonder who did not know the two different fuel trims of the XX is did someone know that trivia? I think I know a little about the XX. More than use is thinks eyes knows.

Well I am a professional smart ass so if you want to play mental games Im there too.

I am no mechanic and never said I was. I own a 2002 Honda Blackbird and am an enthusiast and enjoy what I ride and pass anything that I do know or have learned about the Blackbird to my fellow enthusiasts.

Yes you are right about the FI Birds. Pretty much plug and play and I have installed a PC2 and slip-ons and have noticed a performance gain with a downloaded map from a laptop. Doesn't take an einstein to see that or do that.

Computers do the thinking for you now days.

I really don't give a rats ass about fuel trims or open or closed loops and your idiot logic makes no sense to me or probably anyone else here on this site.

This is the fastest color thread by the way so quit jacking it and go jack something else. You bore me with your nonsense.

SILVER rules boys!!!

lois · 11-19-2008, 2:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Lois.... I find something ironic about your last post Lois...

What could it be?

I dunno. Lets see. HUMMM. What could it be. Oh that's right. I seem to remember a certain red BLACKbird rider who fell asleep mid-post.

That must have been after one of those thrilling rides that you were talking about on your red bike. Those must wake you up so much that when you are done you are just exhausted. Yeah thats it.

Ha ha.....I see you still like my "type-o" post....but if you want to think that a fast colourd pro like myself would fall a sleep....you must be thinking that I was on a bike which is a colour of which we do not speak when it happened...because any RED rider knows, that even the smallest slip of concentration while in control of one of our "fast colourd machines" would mean certain death.....unlike the bikes you folks ride where an hour or two nap , while riding, may mean that you have only traveled a hundred or so feet. Tops.

by the way......kneel suckers...........

Lois

PAzYearazzUP · 11-19-2008, 4:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

1.Well I am a professional smart ass so if you want to play mental games Im there too.

I am no mechanic and never said I was.

Yes you are right about the FI Birds. Doesn't take an einstein to see that or do that.

Computers do the thinking for you now days.

I really don't give a rats ass about fuel trims or open or closed loops and your idiot logic makes no sense to me or probably anyone else here on this site.

This is the fastest color thread by the way so quit jacking it and go jack something else. You bore me with your nonsense.

SILVER rules boys!!!

BLACK is the widow and the color says it all. Fast test color is your boring nonsense thread that I add color to your jacking of silver I might add.

If you didn't give a rat's is ass is, then why did you mod your bike and I haven't touched mine at all is stock running. You are the fools that get suckerteared like a cup pull gallons of boat loads of pie rots all over your bike is a ransom you have no clue what computer part that idiot has no clue is he is fresh out of MMY my my is he about to work on your bike is she just dropped a wrench on your tank.

Computers do the thinking is go ask your kids what time it is on the second hand is they read computer watch is could not tell time old style.

You are a professional bore if you really wanna know. You go help your fellow riders to use a more sooty filled cylinder with dirt is to make the old 1100F smoke and blow all that dust down the cylinders, mix with oil and scratch everything up being you had to have the fastest silver on the block at WOT price. Some professional is not such a smart ass is aft tear all is spider probably knows the parts forwards and back.

Colors may get you to the side of the road. What color wire gets you home is the FSM rules!

Black says you halve to eat both to be the wise is guy ear. I got more game than your eye pod, Sissy Silver Lining. Tell me I jack threads is you just had to make comment and did you gain any feet forward?

NOt if you are on the Silver Skull Eye Ton is silbeer weights more dan coal pound for pound, eye'ninestain your cotton briefs is.

lois · 11-19-2008, 4:12 AM

Oh.... and one other small thing....

Who gave you clowns, and you know who you are, the green light to speak of bikes made after 2001, which just happen the be the very same bikes ,that are the colours of the bikes which are the colours of which we do not speak?

Oh, I get it.....just because most have you have written a post, or two, you now somehow feel that you are entitled to just break every colour rule ever made, and not have to worry about it.

Pro's are you now....?....no, more like Swedish rebels in women's underwear.
(not that there is anything wrong with Swedish rebels in women's underwear)

No....don't answer, cause I don't want to have to come to your house and wash your dirty little jam smeared mouths out with soap to get you to shut the hell up about something that you shouldn't be speaking about in the first place.

Good googly god, what kind of a world would we have ,if all the military people were as lippy as you slow folks,,,,,mayham.

How about our school system....your "type" would be so busy yakking , that after 300 years of university, you would still think that Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, is a fruity drink beverage that should be shared with friends during the holidays.

Well to bad, I'm going to tell you why. You don't listen....you don't take direction, and your all mad because you bought the crappiest clourd XX's that money can buy.

Oh, to say that you have thrown good money after bad would be an understatement. Even stupid people know when they have paid to much money for something that should be drug out behind some gaily coloured barn and shot repeatedly until it stops kicking and squealing and yelling for help, while frantically trying to call 911 from it's cell phone.

But not you people....

oh no, there you sit all holding hands and clinging to each other like a band of sad little shrieking monkeys howling at a Lion....or in this case, a Red Rider. Trying to convince the world that because you are experts at making bad decisions, that somehow you have sort of " drop a bowling ball on your foot" sort of luck, have happened to purchase and own, the fastest colour of XX ever made. YAWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!

(sure , it's a nutter trade mark....but I feel it should be used right after my last statement, and I am in no way idolizing someone as slow as him....or as funny looking)

Please. You are a sad, sad , sad little group of amateurs, and about a scary as a box of kittens with your whole" my colour is the fastest stare" thing you are trying to do.

Give up....bow down, or do the Silverbrd avatar to each other....just let it go.

You are slow.
Know it
Believe it
Live it

and while your at it.............kneel suckers............

This factual taunt has been brought to you by the only colour seen above 175 mph......that's right girls.....Red......

Lois>aka, bringer of the hurtful truth to the slower riders

P.S.....PAzYearazzUP, I'm worried about you buddy.....

Nutter67 · 11-19-2008, 4:22 AM

Oh dear, pazyewhosit is rubbing off on him. I fell asleep after the first sentence.

Nutter67 · 11-19-2008, 4:23 AM

BTW,

2007 IRON NAIL GREY

Are we really going to revisit this ????

lois · 11-19-2008, 4:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

BTW,

2007 IRON NAIL GREY

Are we really going to revisit this ????

So what are you trying to say

a) you have a bike that may, or may not be a 2007?

b) all though it's a wooden bike, there is "some" iron in it?

c) it has a very pointy seat....and you like sitting on it a lot?
or
d) the bloody thing is grey??

which is it my slow, howling, box full of kittens ,of a friend?

Always concerned about the down under dog

Lois

Nutter67 · 11-19-2008, 5:13 AM

Lois, Lois, Lois, my poor delusional northern hemisperical friend, a), c) and d) are right on the money.

But can you please make up your mind. Am I a slow, howling, box full of kittens or a down under dog?

lois · 11-19-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Lois, Lois, Lois, my poor delusional northern hemisperical friend, a), c) and d) are right on the money.

But can you please make up your mind. Am I a slow, howling, box full of kittens or a down under dog?

Cheese and crackers.....look, I realize you wrong clourd riders are slow......but really my friend, are you telling me I need to include "stick pictures" next time?

Take your time.............really

your pal

Lois

SilverBrd · 11-20-2008, 1:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PAzYearazzUP

BLACK is the widow and the color says it all. Fast test color is your boring nonsense thread that I add color to your jacking of silver I might add.

If you didn't give a rat's is ass is, then why did you mod your bike and I haven't touched mine at all is stock running. You are the fools that get suckerteared like a cup pull gallons of boat loads of pie rots all over your bike is a ransom you have no clue what computer part that idiot has no clue is he is fresh out of MMY my my is he about to work on your bike is she just dropped a wrench on your tank.

Computers do the thinking is go ask your kids what time it is on the second hand is they read computer watch is could not tell time old style.

You are a professional bore if you really wanna know. You go help your fellow riders to use a more sooty filled cylinder with dirt is to make the old 1100F smoke and blow all that dust down the cylinders, mix with oil and scratch everything up being you had to have the fastest silver on the block at WOT price. Some professional is not such a smart ass is aft tear all is spider probably knows the parts forwards and back.

Colors may get you to the side of the road. What color wire gets you home is the FSM rules!

Black says you halve to eat both to be the wise is guy ear. I got more game than your eye pod, Sissy Silver Lining. Tell me I jack threads is you just had to make comment and did you gain any feet forward?

NOt if you are on the Silver Skull Eye Ton is silbeer weights more dan coal pound for pound, eye'ninestain your cotton briefs is.

Silver rules homotard and I will smoke your....... wait a sec..... you don't even own a Bird......

What do you ride? Sheesh dude.... You have no clue on how fast SILVER is.

deadman · 11-20-2008, 6:53 PM

Well Lois, you have finally admitted that you are 5 years old.
All children like red. Its delusional, when you grow up and finally realize that red is a kiddys colour, you will find that SILVER is the fastest colour.
Quick Silver, = the metal mercury =the only element liquid at normal temperatures = the messenger of the gods.
Slower colours have all these excuses to justify why their bikes are just not there in the fast lane, My heart pumps piss for all you slow pokes,
It must really hurt when the police in their slow cars pull you over and give you a ticket for going so slow, and obstructing the traffic flow.
Is it true that you can only buy red and black XX in the states, if so, you certainly have missed the boat,
SILVER reigns supreme.
And we dont need excuses for our quick silver machines.

Logoman · 11-20-2008, 9:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

...wash your dirty little jam smeared mouths out with soap...

Boy, does that brings back memories.

SilverBrd · 11-20-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by deadman

Well Lois, you have finally admitted that you are 5 years old.
All children like red. Its delusional, when you grow up and finally realize that red is a kiddys colour, you will find that SILVER is the fastest colour.
Quick Silver, = the metal mercury =the only element liquid at normal temperatures = the messenger of the gods.
Slower colours have all these excuses to justify why their bikes are just not there in the fast lane, My heart pumps piss for all you slow pokes,
It must really hurt when the police in their slow cars pull you over and give you a ticket for going so slow, and obstructing the traffic flow.
Is it true that you can only buy red and black XX in the states, if so, you certainly have missed the boat,
SILVER reigns supreme.
And we dont need excuses for our quick silver machines.

This is all true. I read it on the internet somewhere.

Strek · 11-20-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by deadman

Well Lois, you have finally admitted that you are 5 years old.
All children like red. Its delusional, when you grow up and finally realize that red is a kiddys colour, you will find that SILVER is the fastest colour.
Quick Silver, = the metal mercury =the only element liquid at normal temperatures = the messenger of the gods.
Slower colours have all these excuses to justify why their bikes are just not there in the fast lane, My heart pumps piss for all you slow pokes,
It must really hurt when the police in their slow cars pull you over and give you a ticket for going so slow, and obstructing the traffic flow.
Is it true that you can only buy red and black XX in the states, if so, you certainly have missed the boat,
SILVER reigns supreme.
And we dont need excuses for our quick silver machines.

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

This is all true. I read it on the internet somewhere.

Quick Silver.
Boy this is too good. In basketball terms this is what you would call a layup. Too funny.
Let me explain. I'm not making this up either. Quick Silver. In the US there is a clothing line called quick silver. You don't see it around too much anymore. There is a reason for that. The clothing line became very popular with the gay community. Developed a niche market but not a real broad market if you know what I mean. No pun intended. Quick silver is yet another sign of silveritis. So you see. The good doctors were right all along. Its all part of the disease. Proof positive that you are suffering from the disease. Quick Silver. Thanks for bringing yet another symptom to the forefront for all of us to see.

SilverBrd · 11-20-2008, 11:58 PM

HMMMM why does the "BLACK PLAGUE" come to mind now?

Black Hole...... I think this is where your gerbils are going.

Black Eye..... This is what happens when a SILVER rider gets close to you.

SILVER is the fastest, bestest, quickest, screamingest ride out there.

Strek · 11-21-2008, 12:11 AM

Quarters and Quick Silver is all you need then. You won't be cured but thats cool.

deadman · 11-21-2008, 1:03 AM

Any dictionary world wide will explain quick silver. that is if you can read.

When I was a child. I was always happy and gay.
Gay = means, carefree and merry.
Along came the homo's and stole a very good word from the english language.

So I no longer could use the term. and I am not homophobic.
each to their own. Every one is equal as far as I am concerned, exception being the owners of inferior coloured XX's, EG; red and black.
Strekie. you are still trying to find excuses for that slow pile of crud.
You have been playing basketball instead of painting your bike silver.
Strek, you cannot speak of something you know nothing about.
Please, please, borrow a silver bird from someone and take it for a ride, after your eyeballs come back into your head from behind you, then you might be able to talk coherently on a subject (speed. not the drug kind) which you obviously cannot at this point of time.
Chuck Lois on the back at the same time, might cure him also. But I dont think so. I dont think either of you could handle the extra pizzaz the silver XX,s pump out,
Just how many slow tickets have you had, their obviously playing on your mind, And the other red ones, Armystrong and Redbird have gone into hibernation for the winter. Cant handle a bit of cold, TSK TSK TSK. Or they have run out of excuses as well.

Heisti has snow on his bike a foot thick and he rides his silver XX all year round, Just goes to show how, hot, we silver riders are. not even snow, slows us down,
If you dont believe me, listen to Logoman, Silverbird and Shewie.

Passyourarzeup is between bikes, he is going from a tricycle to a bicycle.
He hasn'nt figured out that this is a motorcycle site yet, but there is hope for him too,

Strek · 11-21-2008, 6:47 AM

Deadman... I just dropped out of warp again so I'm just picking this up. I almost missed this because I was going so fast. I have nothing against the gay communit. You quick silver riders are free to do as you like. You can get together and do the slow grind together for all I care.

SilverBrd · 11-21-2008, 7:48 PM

My how there are so many SILVER riders in here. Poor ole Strek and Lois alone and crying for no support. What happened to the red brigade there Lois?
You boy tired of getting thumped on by the SILVER guys?

Give it up now.... resistance if futile warp boy and brigade man

lois · 11-21-2008, 9:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Deadman... I just dropped out of warp again so I'm just picking this up. I almost missed this because I was going so fast. I have nothing against the gay communit. You quick silver riders are free to do as you like. You can get together and do the slow grind together for all I care.

A agree....I wish he would speak faster, because it's like listening to one of those pull the sting on the back of a dolls...that talks way....way....to slow.

By the way...the only delusional people around here are you guys in the slow pokes club....I bet it takes you guys fifteen mintues just to get your kick stand up....or other things too......

Lois...

Yoo Hoo....suckers....time to kneel....

lois · 11-21-2008, 9:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

My how there are so many SILVER riders in here. Poor ole Strek and Lois alone and crying for no support. What happened to the red brigade there Lois?
You boy tired of getting thumped on by the SILVER guys?

Give it up now.... resistance if futile warp boy and brigade man

I think they veiw it as " the crying child in the shopping cart syndrome"....because no matter what you give, or say to the spoiled little demon....they just keep on crying....

Silverbrd...they are just trying to be kind to you guys.....really.

So stop your crying and get down on your little knees, so you can worship the true kings of speed and coolness......

Thanks right the Red Brigade.....

Lois aka> speed itself.

Logoman · 11-21-2008, 11:45 PM

A lonely middle-aged man walking around an empty house in his underpants beating a toy drum and singing falsetto. That's a Red "Brigade" these days.

I guess the other red XX riders got tired of sitting around together and watching their bikes fade to Mary Kay pink.

Nutter67 · 11-22-2008, 7:06 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

Well Lois, you have finally admitted that you are 5 years old.
All children like red. Its delusional, when you grow up and finally realize that red is a kiddys colour, you will find that SILVER is the fastest colour.
Quick Silver, = the metal mercury =the only element liquid at normal temperatures = the messenger of the gods.
Slower colours have all these excuses to justify why their bikes are just not there in the fast lane, My heart pumps piss for all you slow pokes,
It must really hurt when the police in their slow cars pull you over and give you a ticket for going so slow, and obstructing the traffic flow.
Is it true that you can only buy red and black XX in the states, if so, you certainly have missed the boat,
SILVER reigns supreme.
And we dont need excuses for our quick silver machines.

Brian,

Hate to burst your bubble, but according to your avatar, your bird is not silver, it is IRON NAIL GREY.

11-18-2008, 10:04 AM	#1741
PAzYearazzUP Join Date: Oct 01 2008 Location: Key Westearsheers Posts: 89	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? SliverBird? Are you skull (ucking) dem bones, dem bones? Wizz Coin Son is pocket change is that was some funny riding horse is whaaaaa, Oh, here is another quarter is mommy is not finished shopping is I like baby sitting avitars. Look hat him rock, Doc! I think that coin machine is the couch potato he's riding. It sure looked like Eye/eye think it is a potatoe walking from wizz coin sun to ill and noize is that machine needs some cheezegrease to quiet that jaw chatter crackers and wizz is let me pullizzz down my wizzip peer is soak some chet tear is smoked cheezebonics???? Say WATT?

11-18-2008, 1:01 PM	#1743
PAzYearazzUP Join Date: Oct 01 2008 Location: Key Westearsheers Posts: 89	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Say, you gave up on CB1100F? fasterspider, I have your trapdoor spy dear, my venom us is a malted Sonic Milkisshake that place up is WOT is disshitease? Use is scratching balls is scratch is heads. The cable I am sitting on, faster, I do not need to prove a thing is color that bike any color imaginable is you will not beat air is speed is the paint is a, dragearearentore. In other words, you bend over, I am going to stick some years of tech steps up your XX. I have 4 cylinders that say XXXX is 4-XBrand Your Wang Gear is it falls off yours is... I have to throw away the ones that fall off is you is it chokes my chicken ether way is the lamb skin. Eye sure did dis bump piss my head bang. Flew off the world's fast test is get back on one is WHO use kidding... Me? Get back on?

11-18-2008, 10:36 PM	#1747
PAzYearazzUP Join Date: Oct 01 2008 Location: Key Westearsheers Posts: 89	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Silver, I am a professional instigator. I make you think about fuel injection tuning. Since 1999, the bikes are mostly fuel injected. This means a pile of understanding. I more or less try to capture a few cheeze heads that wanna learn what makes the bike tick like screaming, ripping, ticking like the XX is clogged up with some find-tuning is if you can find it in the restrictors. Other than that, I am a retired motorcycle mechanic is more or less on the fundamental quest of scooping brains up that do not understand the factory service manual. Once you drag through the abstract, it begins to makes sensor or it does not. Being, 10 years worth of internet and no one has a clue about the generic computer bike. It is pretty basic stuff a 14yr old should be up on his/her physics this is like so logical in steps, you have the book to follow so you won't get lost. You can't change a pipe without knowing a little. You can't change a better flowing air cleaner being you better know the computer and what it just did when the air cleaner or exhaust was changed. If you WOT the throttle, do you really need a muffler or back pressure? Were not the fuel injectors running perfect without an 02 sensor? Do you know the difference when the XX went from open to closed loop and I wonder who did not know the two different fuel trims of the XX is did someone know that trivia? I think I know a little about the XX. More than use is thinks eyes knows.

11-19-2008, 4:12 AM	#1751
lois Join Date: Nov 06 2006 Location: Red Deer Age: 46 Posts: 4,591	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Oh.... and one other small thing.... Who gave you clowns, and you know who you are, the green light to speak of bikes made after 2001, which just happen the be the very same bikes ,that are the colours of the bikes which are the colours of which we do not speak? Oh, I get it.....just because most have you have written a post, or two, you now somehow feel that you are entitled to just break every colour rule ever made, and not have to worry about it. Pro's are you now....?....no, more like Swedish rebels in women's underwear. (not that there is anything wrong with Swedish rebels in women's underwear) No....don't answer, cause I don't want to have to come to your house and wash your dirty little jam smeared mouths out with soap to get you to shut the hell up about something that you shouldn't be speaking about in the first place. Good googly god, what kind of a world would we have ,if all the military people were as lippy as you slow folks,,,,,mayham. How about our school system....your "type" would be so busy yakking , that after 300 years of university, you would still think that Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, is a fruity drink beverage that should be shared with friends during the holidays. Well to bad, I'm going to tell you why. You don't listen....you don't take direction, and your all mad because you bought the crappiest clourd XX's that money can buy. Oh, to say that you have thrown good money after bad would be an understatement. Even stupid people know when they have paid to much money for something that should be drug out behind some gaily coloured barn and shot repeatedly until it stops kicking and squealing and yelling for help, while frantically trying to call 911 from it's cell phone. But not you people.... oh no, there you sit all holding hands and clinging to each other like a band of sad little shrieking monkeys howling at a Lion....or in this case, a Red Rider. Trying to convince the world that because you are experts at making bad decisions, that somehow you have sort of " drop a bowling ball on your foot" sort of luck, have happened to purchase and own, the fastest colour of XX ever made. YAWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!! (sure , it's a nutter trade mark....but I feel it should be used right after my last statement, and I am in no way idolizing someone as slow as him....or as funny looking) Please. You are a sad, sad , sad little group of amateurs, and about a scary as a box of kittens with your whole" my colour is the fastest stare" thing you are trying to do. Give up....bow down, or do the Silverbrd avatar to each other....just let it go. You are slow. Know it Believe it Live it and while your at it.............kneel suckers............ This factual taunt has been brought to you by the only colour seen above 175 mph......that's right girls.....Red...... Lois>aka, bringer of the hurtful truth to the slower riders P.S.....PAzYearazzUP, I'm worried about you buddy..... __________________ Call me "Captain Mudbucket".

11-19-2008, 4:22 AM	#1752
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 5,436	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Oh dear, pazyewhosit is rubbing off on him. I fell asleep after the first sentence. __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

11-19-2008, 4:23 AM	#1753
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 5,436	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? BTW, 2007 IRON NAIL GREY Are we really going to revisit this ???? __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

11-19-2008, 5:13 AM	#1755
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 5,436	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Lois, Lois, Lois, my poor delusional northern hemisperical friend, a), c) and d) are right on the money. But can you please make up your mind. Am I a slow, howling, box full of kittens or a down under dog? __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

11-20-2008, 6:53 PM	#1758
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,310	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Well Lois, you have finally admitted that you are 5 years old. All children like red. Its delusional, when you grow up and finally realize that red is a kiddys colour, you will find that SILVER is the fastest colour. Quick Silver, = the metal mercury =the only element liquid at normal temperatures = the messenger of the gods. Slower colours have all these excuses to justify why their bikes are just not there in the fast lane, My heart pumps piss for all you slow pokes, It must really hurt when the police in their slow cars pull you over and give you a ticket for going so slow, and obstructing the traffic flow. Is it true that you can only buy red and black XX in the states, if so, you certainly have missed the boat, SILVER reigns supreme. And we dont need excuses for our quick silver machines. __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

11-20-2008, 11:58 PM	#1762
SilverBrd TEDZXX Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Age: 45 Posts: 1,742	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? HMMMM why does the "BLACK PLAGUE" come to mind now? Black Hole...... I think this is where your gerbils are going. Black Eye..... This is what happens when a SILVER rider gets close to you. SILVER is the fastest, bestest, quickest, screamingest ride out there. __________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, D&D Show and Go full system exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!

11-21-2008, 12:11 AM	#1763
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,576	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Quarters and Quick Silver is all you need then. You won't be cured but thats cool.

11-21-2008, 1:03 AM	#1764
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,310	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Any dictionary world wide will explain quick silver. that is if you can read. When I was a child. I was always happy and gay. Gay = means, carefree and merry. Along came the homo's and stole a very good word from the english language. So I no longer could use the term. and I am not homophobic. each to their own. Every one is equal as far as I am concerned, exception being the owners of inferior coloured XX's, EG; red and black. Strekie. you are still trying to find excuses for that slow pile of crud. You have been playing basketball instead of painting your bike silver. Strek, you cannot speak of something you know nothing about. Please, please, borrow a silver bird from someone and take it for a ride, after your eyeballs come back into your head from behind you, then you might be able to talk coherently on a subject (speed. not the drug kind) which you obviously cannot at this point of time. Chuck Lois on the back at the same time, might cure him also. But I dont think so. I dont think either of you could handle the extra pizzaz the silver XX,s pump out, Just how many slow tickets have you had, their obviously playing on your mind, And the other red ones, Armystrong and Redbird have gone into hibernation for the winter. Cant handle a bit of cold, TSK TSK TSK. Or they have run out of excuses as well. Heisti has snow on his bike a foot thick and he rides his silver XX all year round, Just goes to show how, hot, we silver riders are. not even snow, slows us down, If you dont believe me, listen to Logoman, Silverbird and Shewie. Passyourarzeup is between bikes, he is going from a tricycle to a bicycle. He hasn'nt figured out that this is a motorcycle site yet, but there is hope for him too, __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

11-21-2008, 6:47 AM	#1765
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,576	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Deadman... I just dropped out of warp again so I'm just picking this up. I almost missed this because I was going so fast. I have nothing against the gay communit. You quick silver riders are free to do as you like. You can get together and do the slow grind together for all I care.

11-21-2008, 7:48 PM	#1766
SilverBrd TEDZXX Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Age: 45 Posts: 1,742	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? My how there are so many SILVER riders in here. Poor ole Strek and Lois alone and crying for no support. What happened to the red brigade there Lois? You boy tired of getting thumped on by the SILVER guys? Give it up now.... resistance if futile warp boy and brigade man __________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, D&D Show and Go full system exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!

11-21-2008, 11:45 PM	#1769
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? A lonely middle-aged man walking around an empty house in his underpants beating a toy drum and singing falsetto. That's a Red "Brigade" these days. I guess the other red XX riders got tired of sitting around together and watching their bikes fade to Mary Kay pink.