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Logoman · 10-03-2008, 9:57 PM

CSS (Chronic Slow Syndrome) is an insidious disease that robs people of their sanity and, ultimately, their dignity. Its most often associated with the ownership of black XX's but has been known to afflict the owners of red, blue, and titanium-colored XX's as well. Remarkably, only silver XX owners are immune to this disease and researchers are hoping to have a silver XX slow down long enough to study this phenomenon.

We join Logoman and Strek in an adult living facility to catch a glimpse of how CSS affects everyday life.

Logoman: Well, Strek, that's about all the time we have today. I'm going to have to wheel you back to your room.

Strek: What room?

Logoman: Your room. Remember? 714.

Strek: Ummm, I think so. Are you going to steal my diapers?

Logoman: No. No one is going to steal your diapers.

Strek: Are you going to go fast?

Logoman: No, Strek, I have you in a black wheelchair.

Strek: OK. Can we go backwards?

Logoman: Yes, Strek, we can go backwards if that would make you more comfortable.

Strek: Goodie. I like to go warp.

(Strek tries to clear the mucous from his throat and manages to sing the chorus of "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones before suddenly breaking down and sobbing uncontrollably.)

Logoman: There, there, Strek. I'm going slowly. Veeeery slowly. Everything's going to be alright.

Strek · 10-04-2008, 12:30 AM

logoman... I have to say that was a very amusing read.

Frued would have a thing or two to say about your last post as I'm sure you already know. He would read your last post and conclude that the person who wrote it had lost their mind. Of course he would have your other previous posts on this thread as further reference.

Symptoms that are all too obvious.
An inability to grasp reality.
Frued concludes...This is most evident in the subjects persistent but incorrect belief that his little silver BLACKbird is fast.

An ability to create their own fanatsy world.
Frued concludes...The subject demonstrates this with his last post. An amusing read for sure that helps the author delve further into his fantacy world and futher delude his entire ability to reason.
Frued futher concludes... The subject has further demonstrated the following symptoms in previous posts
first low self esteem.
A prescription to paint his bike BLACK was offered to him by his good friend DR. STREK.

Then stir crazy as his silver bike was not even capable of movement as logoman was waiting forever and ever for some little piece of silver to finally make its way to him. Frued would conclude the following... Since the subjects little silver bird was not capabale of movement before the subject was waiting for his little part to arrive the fact that his bike was now not capable of movement should be no different then before and should be of no concern to a sane person. The fact that the subject now has a sense of being stir crazy is futher evidence of the subjects inability to reason.
Once again a solution to this delima was offered to the subject by his good friend DR. Strek but the subject again failed to take him up on it.

Later talk of ending it all. Frued would initially be guarded. He concludes the following. Frued ...While I can't be sure what the subject was referring to with this kind of talk the evidence only points in one direction. His good friend the famed Doctor Strek provided sure fire solutions to the subjects dementia. All not followed by the subject. The conclusion can only be that this subject is in immediate need of help. As his attending physician I prescribe shock treatment. While this is snapping the subject back to his senses we will take is little silver bike in for the recall. Once the subject is snapped back into senses we place the subject on a TRUE BLACKbird and he will be snapped to life.. back to reality...

Frued ... Now now there little logoman. please come back over here.
It's alright. It's Ok. Now now there.... come on there little logoman...

logoman goes running away.

Frued... Paint it Black Logoman. Follow Dr. STREK's message.

Logoman · 10-04-2008, 1:33 AM

I'm sure Dr. Freud would like to meet you and your imaginary friend, Dr. Frued. Obviously, running your bike in the garage without proper ventilation has caused more hallucinations than just believing that your black XX is fast - or can move at all. The next time you saddle up in the garage, may I suggest angling one of your rear view mirrors so that you can see when your face is turning red. This will signal carbon monoxide toxicity and allow you time to phone a silver XX rider who would quickly ride to your rescue.

Beondwacko · 10-04-2008, 4:57 AM

Ummmm

Which color is more slimming....

Red Or Titanium?

ArmyStrong · 10-04-2008, 6:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logoman

CSS (Chronic Slow Syndrome) is an insidious disease that robs people of their sanity and, ultimately, their dignity. Its most often associated with the ownership of black XX's but has been known to afflict the owners of red, blue, and titanium-colored XX's as well. Remarkably, only silver XX owners are immune to this disease and researchers are hoping to have a silver XX slow down long enough to study this phenomenon.

We join Logoman and Strek in an adult living facility to catch a glimpse of how CSS affects everyday life.

Logoman: Well, Strek, that's about all the time we have today. I'm going to have to wheel you back to your room.

Strek: What room?

Logoman: Your room. Remember? 714.

Strek: Ummm, I think so. Are you going to steal my diapers?

Logoman: No. No one is going to steal your diapers.

Strek: Are you going to go fast?

Logoman: No, Strek, I have you in a black wheelchair.

Strek: OK. Can we go backwards?

Logoman: Yes, Strek, we can go backwards if that would make you more comfortable.

Strek: Goodie. I like to go warp.

(Strek tries to clear the mucous from his throat and manages to sing the chorus of "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones before suddenly breaking down and sobbing uncontrollably.)

Logoman: There, there, Strek. I'm going slowly. Veeeery slowly. Everything's going to be alright.

sorry strekster

Strek · 10-04-2008, 9:11 AM

Armystrong... I thought it was pretty good too considering that the author is insane and also rides around on a little silver thing. The only reason why logomans his bike is even capable of forward motion at all is because the tires are BLACK.

Logoman ...Sorry for the spelling of Freud's name there logoman but that doesn't change the good doctors findings. Freud would see that as another symptom.

SF>>>>The subject is showing more concern over the spelling in the message instead of the true meaning of the message. Just as he had done when he described his symptoms of being stir crazy while he was waiting for his part to arrive. During that instance the subject actually believed that once the part arrived that his bike would now be capable of some forward motion. By showing concern for things that are inconsequential the subject again demonstrates an inability to grasp reality. Almost as if he is linking the incorrect spelling and weaving that in along with his mis-belief that his little silver bike is fast. All while not listening to what his good doctors are telling him. Listen to what the good doctors are telling you logoman. Take DR. Strek's advise.

SF>>>> I do feel that this subject is hopeless. He will most likely respond by not following his doctors orders but with some new correction on spelling.
Well its good to know that his grade school teachers were able to reach him and teach him something when he was a youngster.

fasterspider · 10-04-2008, 10:45 AM

I have been on this site since May and in all that time, Red CBR1100XX Blackbirds have always been fastest in my eyes.

Yet, you all sit here and mis spell your words, cross your meanings and just blatently get it all wrong.

Red is fastest, it is a fact.

My Red CBR1100XX Super Blackbird is faster than your Bird of any color and will be until you come here to Los Angeles and prove me wrong.

Logoman · 10-05-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strek

Armystrong... I thought it was pretty good too considering that the author is insane and also rides around on a little silver thing. The only reason why logomans his bike is even capable of forward motion at all is because the tires are BLACK.

Logoman ...Sorry for the spelling of Freud's name there logoman but that doesn't change the good doctors findings. Freud would see that as another symptom.

SF>>>>The subject is showing more concern over the spelling in the message instead of the true meaning of the message. Just as he had done when he described his symptoms of being stir crazy while he was waiting for his part to arrive. During that instance the subject actually believed that once the part arrived that his bike would now be capable of some forward motion. By showing concern for things that are inconsequential the subject again demonstrates an inability to grasp reality. Almost as if he is linking the incorrect spelling and weaving that in along with his mis-belief that his little silver bike is fast. All while not listening to what his good doctors are telling him. Listen to what the good doctors are telling you logoman. Take DR. Strek's advise.

SF>>>> I do feel that this subject is hopeless. He will most likely respond by not following his doctors orders but with some new correction on spelling.
Well its good to know that his grade school teachers were able to reach him and teach him something when he was a youngster.

Your preoccupation with therapy concerns me. You'd think after 9 years of psychoanalysis you'd be free of your obsession with slow conveyances but you cling to your black XX like a child clutches a soiled blanket.

I suggest switching to Transactional Analysis which will help you understand how your "I'm not OK, you're OK" life script has shaped your decision to ride an inferior slow black XX instead of a superior fast silver XX.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasterspider

I have been on this site since May and in all that time, Red CBR1100XX Blackbirds have always been fastest in my eyes.

Yet, you all sit here and mis spell your words, cross your meanings and just blatently get it all wrong.

Red is fastest, it is a fact.

My Red CBR1100XX Super Blackbird is faster than your Bird of any color and will be until you come here to Los Angeles and prove me wrong.

You misspelled "mis spell" and "Blatantly".

That red paint is fading faster than your bike in a silver XX's mirrors. Pretty soon it will be light pink and your Cher impersonations will go from a hobby to a full-time gig.

fasterspider · 10-05-2008, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logoman

You misspelled "mis spell" and "Blatantly".

That red paint is fading faster than your bike in a silver XX's mirrors. Pretty soon it will be light pink and your Cher impersonations will go from a hobby to a full-time gig.

If I was drinking milk, it would have splurted all out my nose with that one, you are very funny.
But, very mistaken.
Red is fastest, presttiest and the best.

Logoman · 10-06-2008, 1:17 AM

fasterspider...

When I took the air box off my XX yesterday, there was a spider web and what looked like a mother spider and her babies on the underside of it.

They were moving very slowly since they were on a black part. Even when I commenced to shortening their lifespans they couldn't move fast enough to elude me.

I want to apologize for the vicious attack on your family and want you to know that the end came swiftly and they didn't feel a thing.

Oh, and a couple of minutes ago I killed a daddy longlegs that somehow got into the tub.

Sorry, again.

Strek · 10-06-2008, 7:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logoman

Your preoccupation with therapy concerns me. You'd think after 9 years of psychoanalysis you'd be free of your obsession with slow conveyances but you cling to your black XX like a child clutches a soiled blanket.

I suggest switching to Transactional Analysis which will help you understand how your "I'm not OK, you're OK" life script has shaped your decision to ride an inferior slow black XX instead of a superior fast silver XX.

You misspelled "mis spell" and "Blatantly".

That red paint is fading faster than your bike in a silver XX's mirrors. Pretty soon it will be light pink and your Cher impersonations will go from a hobby to a full-time gig.

Logoman...

SF here>>>>You're just giving the doctors more fuel for the fire my dear friend. Again with the spelling. The subject continues to live in a fantasy world. At this point an institution may be his only hope. If you don't follow the good doctors advise they will commit you. They have a fine institution in mind. Paris Hilton is a frequent visitor so who knows... You may just end up being her BFF.

Nutter67 · 10-06-2008, 8:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasterspider

I have been on this site since May and in all that time, Red CBR1100XX Blackbirds have always been fastest in my eyes.

Thats because you drink far too much and your eyes are permanently bloodshot.

fasterspider · 10-06-2008, 9:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logoman

fasterspider...

When I took the air box off my XX yesterday, there was a spider web and what looked like a mother spider and her babies on the underside of it.

They were moving very slowly since they were on a black part. Even when I commenced to shortening their lifespans they couldn't move fast enough to elude me.

I want to apologize for the vicious attack on your family and want you to know that the end came swiftly and they didn't feel a thing.

Oh, and a couple of minutes ago I killed a daddy longlegs that somehow got into the tub.

Sorry, again.

Kill 'em all.

I just took a black widow's freshly hatched nest out the other night killing at least 50 of the little bastards myself.

I am called "Spider" because of a case of daddy long legs but, I hold no remorse for spiders not smart enough to elude the human foot or can of bug killer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutter

Thats because you drink far too much and your eyes are permanently bloodshot.

I have not had a drop of alcohiolic beverage in 8 years and 2 months, my eyes are from bloodshot.

You are just sad and now turning angry at your misplaced allegience to the wrong color.
Red Rules

SilverBrd · 10-06-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logoman

Your preoccupation with therapy concerns me. You'd think after 9 years of psychoanalysis you'd be free of your obsession with slow conveyances but you cling to your black XX like a child clutches a soiled blanket.

I suggest switching to Transactional Analysis which will help you understand how your "I'm not OK, you're OK" life script has shaped your decision to ride an inferior slow black XX instead of a superior fast silver XX.

You misspelled "mis spell" and "Blatantly".

That red paint is fading faster than your bike in a silver XX's mirrors. Pretty soon it will be light pink and your Cher impersonations will go from a hobby to a full-time gig.

Im so glad Logo is on my side!!!

ArmyStrong · 10-06-2008, 11:14 PM

Well, he's just as dalu..delusi......confused as you are!!

Strek · 10-06-2008, 11:15 PM

SilverBrd..

You sound like another subject for the good doctors.

Nutter67 · 10-07-2008, 4:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasterspider

I have not had a drop of alcohiolic beverage in 8 years and 2 months, my eyes are from bloodshot.

You are just sad and now turning angry at your misplaced allegience to the wrong color.

I have just made it past 15 years and 2 months, and my eyes are clearer now, but still bloodshot (now it is through lack of sleep from crying baby).

Dont worry about me being sad and angry about my misplaced allegiance to the wrong colour, nothing could be further from the truth. You see, I have a 2007 model with an up to date colour scheme

.

fasterspider · 10-07-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Dont worry about me being sad and angry about my misplaced allegiance to the wrong colour, nothing could be further from the truth. You see, I have a 2007 model with an up to date colour scheme

.

Red is still better, prettier and faster even if it is 7 years old.

Strek · 10-07-2008, 1:24 PM

Red is pretty. Silver, Ti, blue are pretty too.
BLACK is the fastest

lois · 10-07-2008, 4:20 PM

Pleeze, you reetards are gettting wey off the topik here....when I said red is the fastest coler.

Reelly whhy are yous all getin so stuppid over somthing as dumm as spellin. I four one, dot need any specil wurds to prov has fast im.

Peeple, git over yersevs, non of yew are that smart anyhows.

Kneal succrs...................

Lois

Logoman · 10-07-2008, 8:05 PM

Paris Hilton...a bit skanky, but I'm sure we could come to some agreement.

What I did this weekend - There's something incredibly satisfying about pulling out a lot of slow black hoses and replacing them with fast silver PAIR block-off plates. If Honda really wanted to make a fast XX they'd get rid of as much black on the bike as possible. Oh wait, they did.

Lois...ethanol, methanol, try to take a closer look at the bottle next time.

SilverBrd · 10-07-2008, 9:42 PM

Logo........... you are my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strek · 10-07-2008, 11:24 PM

Logoman... BLACK IS FAST. Its why they named it after the plane.
You know the one... That's right. The one that a TRUE BLACKbird is named after. Just like the plane the BLACK ones are the fastest. Make your littel block off plates whatever color you want. Then Paint it Black and you will see the difference. By the way SF stopped by looking for you.

ArmyStrong · 10-07-2008, 11:34 PM

You guys have sooooo lost the meaning of the thread. Let me try to bring it back. Red is the fastest colour. You wanna know why?!?

Cause Lois said so.

Thank You.

SilverBrd · 10-08-2008, 12:52 AM

[quote=ArmyStrong;67809]You guys have sooooo lost the meaning of the thread. Let me try to bring it back. Red is the fastest colour. You wanna know why?!?

Bow down to SILVER boys or you will soon face the same situation as my new avitar!!!!

deadman · 10-08-2008, 2:11 AM

Well It looks like the last comments from Lois, proves he is totally deranged, and Armystrong firmly believes in Lois. hahahahahahahahaha
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD it even looks slow in print, and it looks like something you dont want to step in,
SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE EEERRRRRRRRRRRR
Is even fast when stationary,
All you Geriatrics with inferior coloured XX's that think you are fast, Its called
DELUSIONS OF GRANDUER, TSK TSK TSK,
Im with you Logoman, give these slow turkeys everything, they deserve it,
They are the ones that bought these inferior coloured XX"S and have not stopped whineing about it ever since,
I like the piccy's of Nutters SILVER XX at Phillip Island.
Is that a red one your giving it too, Silverbird, or some other slow moving obnoxious coloured piece of XX crap

deadman · 10-08-2008, 2:21 AM

We silver riders have black tyres to slow us down,just so the unmentionables can get a chance to see us silver riders, If we had silver tyres, these slow ???????????? XX sissy riders would never see us silver blurs,

Strek · 10-08-2008, 7:11 AM

deadman... Welcome back. Thought something might have happended to you there for a while. Thought that you might have joined Lois and fell asleep or something. I see that you have merly been affected by the disease. The good doctors have a cure for all that is wrong with you. Its the same cure Dr Freud and Dr. Strek came up with for Logoman. After looking at your last couple of posts I know it will work for you as well. You see the good doctors are already aware of your symptoms from studying the subject logoman. Paint it Black my friend or take your bike in for the recall. Once you have it painted black the chip takes care of the rest and you will discover a new world of traveling at Warp speed. You will discover that on top of being BLACK your tires are also round and the only thing that is capable of even getting your little silver bike rolling at all. Paint it Black and then you will be able to actually view a TRUE BLACKbird in action. Follow the good doctors advise.

Logoman · 10-08-2008, 1:48 PM

Strek...SF looking for me? You'd think after the first rectal exam he gave you that you'd have him figured for an impostor. Oh, that and the fact that the real SF has been dead for nearly 70 years. I guess all that pleasure is blocking your ability to reason.

Honda didn't name our XX's after the SR-71 and the association is a constant source of embarrassment for the company and a flashpoint for ornithologists. The truth is, Honda knew that black outdated aircraft were vulnerable to fast silver laser weapons and immediately painted the XX silver as soon as they recouped some of their tooling expenses.

I think deadman makes a good point about silver tires. Without the friction of black, the speed of any XX increases. That's why Honda fit black tires and black wheels to the bike. It was an economical way to slow down the virtually limitless speed of the silver XX's without having to completely retool the bike.

Strek · 10-08-2008, 3:08 PM

Logoman... Yes SF is dead. With a TRUE BLACKbird you can go into warp and then you can do the time warp again... SF was consulted and no he is not the type of doctor that does rectal exams. I say go and get your pretty little silver tires and wheels. See if that helps.

10-03-2008, 9:57 PM	#1501
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? CSS (Chronic Slow Syndrome) is an insidious disease that robs people of their sanity and, ultimately, their dignity. Its most often associated with the ownership of black XX's but has been known to afflict the owners of red, blue, and titanium-colored XX's as well. Remarkably, only silver XX owners are immune to this disease and researchers are hoping to have a silver XX slow down long enough to study this phenomenon. We join Logoman and Strek in an adult living facility to catch a glimpse of how CSS affects everyday life. Logoman: Well, Strek, that's about all the time we have today. I'm going to have to wheel you back to your room. Strek: What room? Logoman: Your room. Remember? 714. Strek: Ummm, I think so. Are you going to steal my diapers? Logoman: No. No one is going to steal your diapers. Strek: Are you going to go fast? Logoman: No, Strek, I have you in a black wheelchair. Strek: OK. Can we go backwards? Logoman: Yes, Strek, we can go backwards if that would make you more comfortable. Strek: Goodie. I like to go warp. (Strek tries to clear the mucous from his throat and manages to sing the chorus of "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones before suddenly breaking down and sobbing uncontrollably.) Logoman: There, there, Strek. I'm going slowly. Veeeery slowly. Everything's going to be alright.

10-04-2008, 12:30 AM	#1502
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? logoman... I have to say that was a very amusing read. Frued would have a thing or two to say about your last post as I'm sure you already know. He would read your last post and conclude that the person who wrote it had lost their mind. Of course he would have your other previous posts on this thread as further reference. Symptoms that are all too obvious. An inability to grasp reality. Frued concludes...This is most evident in the subjects persistent but incorrect belief that his little silver BLACKbird is fast. An ability to create their own fanatsy world. Frued concludes...The subject demonstrates this with his last post. An amusing read for sure that helps the author delve further into his fantacy world and futher delude his entire ability to reason. Frued futher concludes... The subject has further demonstrated the following symptoms in previous posts first low self esteem. A prescription to paint his bike BLACK was offered to him by his good friend DR. STREK. Then stir crazy as his silver bike was not even capable of movement as logoman was waiting forever and ever for some little piece of silver to finally make its way to him. Frued would conclude the following... Since the subjects little silver bird was not capabale of movement before the subject was waiting for his little part to arrive the fact that his bike was now not capable of movement should be no different then before and should be of no concern to a sane person. The fact that the subject now has a sense of being stir crazy is futher evidence of the subjects inability to reason. Once again a solution to this delima was offered to the subject by his good friend DR. Strek but the subject again failed to take him up on it. Later talk of ending it all. Frued would initially be guarded. He concludes the following. Frued ...While I can't be sure what the subject was referring to with this kind of talk the evidence only points in one direction. His good friend the famed Doctor Strek provided sure fire solutions to the subjects dementia. All not followed by the subject. The conclusion can only be that this subject is in immediate need of help. As his attending physician I prescribe shock treatment. While this is snapping the subject back to his senses we will take is little silver bike in for the recall. Once the subject is snapped back into senses we place the subject on a TRUE BLACKbird and he will be snapped to life.. back to reality... Frued ... Now now there little logoman. please come back over here. It's alright. It's Ok. Now now there.... come on there little logoman... logoman goes running away. Frued... Paint it Black Logoman. Follow Dr. STREK's message. Last edited by Strek; 10-04-2008 at 12:36 AM.

10-04-2008, 1:33 AM	#1503
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? I'm sure Dr. Freud would like to meet you and your imaginary friend, Dr. Frued. Obviously, running your bike in the garage without proper ventilation has caused more hallucinations than just believing that your black XX is fast - or can move at all. The next time you saddle up in the garage, may I suggest angling one of your rear view mirrors so that you can see when your face is turning red. This will signal carbon monoxide toxicity and allow you time to phone a silver XX rider who would quickly ride to your rescue.

10-04-2008, 4:57 AM	#1504
Beondwacko Join Date: Nov 03 2006 Location: West Palm Beach, Florida Posts: 161	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Ummmm Which color is more slimming.... Red Or Titanium?

10-04-2008, 9:11 AM	#1506
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Armystrong... I thought it was pretty good too considering that the author is insane and also rides around on a little silver thing. The only reason why logomans his bike is even capable of forward motion at all is because the tires are BLACK. Logoman ...Sorry for the spelling of Freud's name there logoman but that doesn't change the good doctors findings. Freud would see that as another symptom. SF>>>>The subject is showing more concern over the spelling in the message instead of the true meaning of the message. Just as he had done when he described his symptoms of being stir crazy while he was waiting for his part to arrive. During that instance the subject actually believed that once the part arrived that his bike would now be capable of some forward motion. By showing concern for things that are inconsequential the subject again demonstrates an inability to grasp reality. Almost as if he is linking the incorrect spelling and weaving that in along with his mis-belief that his little silver bike is fast. All while not listening to what his good doctors are telling him. Listen to what the good doctors are telling you logoman. Take DR. Strek's advise. SF>>>> I do feel that this subject is hopeless. He will most likely respond by not following his doctors orders but with some new correction on spelling. Well its good to know that his grade school teachers were able to reach him and teach him something when he was a youngster.

10-04-2008, 10:45 AM	#1507
fasterspider Join Date: May 16 2008 Location: Studio City, Ca Age: 47 Posts: 834	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? I have been on this site since May and in all that time, Red CBR1100XX Blackbirds have always been fastest in my eyes. Yet, you all sit here and mis spell your words, cross your meanings and just blatently get it all wrong. Red is fastest, it is a fact. My Red CBR1100XX Super Blackbird is faster than your Bird of any color and will be until you come here to Los Angeles and prove me wrong. __________________ Ray#1 The fasterspider You must have bumped your head http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...birdavatar.jpg

10-06-2008, 1:17 AM	#1510
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? fasterspider... When I took the air box off my XX yesterday, there was a spider web and what looked like a mother spider and her babies on the underside of it. They were moving very slowly since they were on a black part. Even when I commenced to shortening their lifespans they couldn't move fast enough to elude me. I want to apologize for the vicious attack on your family and want you to know that the end came swiftly and they didn't feel a thing. Oh, and a couple of minutes ago I killed a daddy longlegs that somehow got into the tub. Sorry, again.

10-06-2008, 11:14 PM	#1515
ArmyStrong Administrator Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA via Bronx, NY Age: 40 Posts: 4,081	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Well, he's just as dalu..delusi......confused as you are!! __________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

10-06-2008, 11:15 PM	#1516
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? SilverBrd.. You sound like another subject for the good doctors.

10-07-2008, 1:24 PM	#1519
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Red is pretty. Silver, Ti, blue are pretty too. BLACK is the fastest

10-07-2008, 4:20 PM	#1520
lois Join Date: Nov 06 2006 Location: Red Deer Age: 46 Posts: 4,594	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Pleeze, you reetards are gettting wey off the topik here....when I said red is the fastest coler. Reelly whhy are yous all getin so stuppid over somthing as dumm as spellin. I four one, dot need any specil wurds to prov has fast im. Peeple, git over yersevs, non of yew are that smart anyhows. Kneal succrs................... Lois __________________ Call me "Captain Mudbucket".

10-07-2008, 8:05 PM	#1521
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Paris Hilton...a bit skanky, but I'm sure we could come to some agreement. What I did this weekend - There's something incredibly satisfying about pulling out a lot of slow black hoses and replacing them with fast silver PAIR block-off plates. If Honda really wanted to make a fast XX they'd get rid of as much black on the bike as possible. Oh wait, they did. Lois...ethanol, methanol, try to take a closer look at the bottle next time.

10-07-2008, 9:42 PM	#1522
SilverBrd TEDZXX Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Age: 45 Posts: 1,742	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Logo........... you are my hero!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, D&D Show and Go full system exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!

10-07-2008, 11:24 PM	#1523
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Logoman... BLACK IS FAST. Its why they named it after the plane. You know the one... That's right. The one that a TRUE BLACKbird is named after. Just like the plane the BLACK ones are the fastest. Make your littel block off plates whatever color you want. Then Paint it Black and you will see the difference. By the way SF stopped by looking for you.

10-07-2008, 11:34 PM	#1524
ArmyStrong Administrator Join Date: Mar 02 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA via Bronx, NY Age: 40 Posts: 4,081	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? You guys have sooooo lost the meaning of the thread. Let me try to bring it back. Red is the fastest colour. You wanna know why?!? Cause Lois said so. Thank You. __________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

10-08-2008, 12:52 AM	#1525
SilverBrd TEDZXX Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Age: 45 Posts: 1,742	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? [quote=ArmyStrong;67809]You guys have sooooo lost the meaning of the thread. Let me try to bring it back. Red is the fastest colour. You wanna know why?!? Bow down to SILVER boys or you will soon face the same situation as my new avitar!!!! __________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, D&D Show and Go full system exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!

10-08-2008, 2:11 AM	#1526
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,322	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Well It looks like the last comments from Lois, proves he is totally deranged, and Armystrong firmly believes in Lois. hahahahahahahahaha RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD it even looks slow in print, and it looks like something you dont want to step in, SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE EEERRRRRRRRRRRR Is even fast when stationary, All you Geriatrics with inferior coloured XX's that think you are fast, Its called DELUSIONS OF GRANDUER, TSK TSK TSK, Im with you Logoman, give these slow turkeys everything, they deserve it, They are the ones that bought these inferior coloured XX"S and have not stopped whineing about it ever since, I like the piccy's of Nutters SILVER XX at Phillip Island. Is that a red one your giving it too, Silverbird, or some other slow moving obnoxious coloured piece of XX crap __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

10-08-2008, 2:21 AM	#1527
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 61 Posts: 2,322	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? We silver riders have black tyres to slow us down,just so the unmentionables can get a chance to see us silver riders, If we had silver tyres, these slow ???????????? XX sissy riders would never see us silver blurs, __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

10-08-2008, 7:11 AM	#1528
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? deadman... Welcome back. Thought something might have happended to you there for a while. Thought that you might have joined Lois and fell asleep or something. I see that you have merly been affected by the disease. The good doctors have a cure for all that is wrong with you. Its the same cure Dr Freud and Dr. Strek came up with for Logoman. After looking at your last couple of posts I know it will work for you as well. You see the good doctors are already aware of your symptoms from studying the subject logoman. Paint it Black my friend or take your bike in for the recall. Once you have it painted black the chip takes care of the rest and you will discover a new world of traveling at Warp speed. You will discover that on top of being BLACK your tires are also round and the only thing that is capable of even getting your little silver bike rolling at all. Paint it Black and then you will be able to actually view a TRUE BLACKbird in action. Follow the good doctors advise.

10-08-2008, 1:48 PM	#1529
Logoman Join Date: Nov 02 2006 Location: SW Florida Age: 53 Posts: 383	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Strek...SF looking for me? You'd think after the first rectal exam he gave you that you'd have him figured for an impostor. Oh, that and the fact that the real SF has been dead for nearly 70 years. I guess all that pleasure is blocking your ability to reason. Honda didn't name our XX's after the SR-71 and the association is a constant source of embarrassment for the company and a flashpoint for ornithologists. The truth is, Honda knew that black outdated aircraft were vulnerable to fast silver laser weapons and immediately painted the XX silver as soon as they recouped some of their tooling expenses. I think deadman makes a good point about silver tires. Without the friction of black, the speed of any XX increases. That's why Honda fit black tires and black wheels to the bike. It was an economical way to slow down the virtually limitless speed of the silver XX's without having to completely retool the bike.

10-08-2008, 3:08 PM	#1530
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 4,582	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Logoman... Yes SF is dead. With a TRUE BLACKbird you can go into warp and then you can do the time warp again... SF was consulted and no he is not the type of doctor that does rectal exams. I say go and get your pretty little silver tires and wheels. See if that helps.