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SilverBrd · 07-18-2008, 11:44 PM

Give it up Gibbs....... these slow ass red Bird riders are ignant and stoopid.

But one thing is for sure is that the SILVER Birds are by far the fastest and even faster than you!

Nutter67 · 07-18-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

I beleave its all that smog that your inhaleing out on the west coast thats clouding your better judgement. and for the record I weigh in at about 160 without my gear on.

, you ride without your gear on??? Maybe you should read the ATGATT thread.

Nutter67 · 07-18-2008, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

The reason that my bird is faster is because its black and 2 years newer

By that reasoning, my bird is faster still because it is four years newer than yours.

fasterspider · 07-19-2008, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

The reason that my bird is faster is because its black and 2 years newer

Only in your dreams is your bike faster than mine or anyone esle's CBR1100XX Super Blackbird of any color

Kneel suckers, A red rider has spoken.

Nutter67 · 07-19-2008, 1:04 AM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go buy yourself a bird that is only 12 months old. Oh wait, you cant, can you?

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 2:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go buy yourself a bird that is only 12 months old. Oh wait, you cant, can you?

Thats a cut below the knees...If I could have imported one from downunder I would have but then I would have been rideing slow as hell trying to figure out the kph vs mph difference. course maybe thats why the red riders think there so fast, there speedo is reading kph and there thinking its mph.

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 2:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

Only in your dreams is your bike faster than mine or anyone esle's CBR1100XX Super Blackbird of any color

Kneel suckers, A red rider has spoken.

But then again with age comes slow driveing and lack of sight and every other excuse you old people can come up with when some young guy comes out and smokes your ass, just like my blackbird would do

lois · 07-19-2008, 9:15 AM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

But then again with age comes slow driveing and lack of sight and every other excuse you old people can come up with when some young guy comes out and smokes your ass, just like my blackbird would do

Oh I know, the rest of us are all so old and slow......

And your bike will...

and you are

and you like to wear womens clothing ( opps... forgot the bla bla bla....sorry)

I probably pull into my garage faster than you dare to ride down the open highway....but then again , on your colour of bike anything over 20 MPH probably seems really really really fast now doesn't it....

Here, lets use pictures to help you get the Red verses your colour concept.

black. RED

black. RED

get the concept.......

just kidding bro....well...mostley.....oh yes, and one last thing......kneel sucker

ArmyStrong · 07-19-2008, 9:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Well, as a big queer myself, I am glad that you put that disclaimer in at the end, other wise I may have to get ahold of a lawyer......but since you ride the fastest color (colour) I will let it slide this time......LOL

Lois

my ride is fast and hard to steer, but thats ok cause I'm a... very strong person

Just for clarification--are you a big queer because of your size and the fact that you're queer, or are you a big queer because of the degree of your queerness?

lois · 07-19-2008, 9:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

Just for clarification--are you a big queer because of your size and the fact that you're queer, or are you a big queer because of the degree of your queerness?

We who ride the red bikes* are so great and good, that we can be anything we wish.

and no russ....I am not a lover of the same sex....but I do like a big steer every now and again...

* noted as being the fasts colour because the chanting hill people said so.

p.s> they also say to kneel suckers

fasterspider · 07-19-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

But then again with age comes slow driving and lack of sight and every other excuse you old people can come up with when some young guy comes out and smokes your ass, just like my blackbird would do

There is your 1st and most serious mistake, you have confused driving with riding again.
Motorcycles are ridden and cages are driven.
There are no excuses here for the fact that my Bird is faster than yours. And until you come here to prove to my face anything different, you will just have to face the facts, red is faster than any color we do not speak.

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

There is your 1st and most serious mistake, you have confused driving with riding again.
Motorcycles are ridden and cages are driven.
There are no excuses here for the fact that my Bird is faster than yours. And until you come here to prove to my face anything different, you will just have to face the facts, red is faster than any color we do not speak.

Someday you may get your wish, but then again Id really hate to spoil your love for your pink bike. Youd have to get some poor sucker to buy it then and go find yourself a real bike.....a black bike

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Oh I know, the rest of us are all so old and slow......

And your bike will...

and you are

and you like to wear womens clothing ( opps... forgot the bla bla bla....sorry)

I probably pull into my garage faster than you dare to ride down the open highway....but then again , on your colour of bike anything over 20 MPH probably seems really really really fast now doesn't it....

Here, lets use pictures to help you get the Red verses your colour concept.

black. RED

black. RED

get the concept.......

just kidding bro....well...mostley.....oh yes, and one last thing......kneel sucker

Whats wrong with wearing womens cloths....You just dont know what your missing wearing them silk thongs

fasterspider · 07-19-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

Someday you may get your wish, but then again Id really hate to spoil your love for your pink bike. Youd have to get some poor sucker to buy it then and go find yourself a real bike.....a black bike

I am looking forward to the day I can meet you face to face and shake your hand. Your willingness to argue with me over color is now legendary here in So Cal and we are awaiting your arrival so you can be shown that my bike is in fact RED and very fast. {Faster than yours}

ArmyStrong · 07-19-2008, 11:03 AM

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and no russ....I am not a lover of the same sex....but I do like a big steer every now and again...

(followed by uneasy chuckle)..hey, I din't think so big guy! I was just goin down the road w/ya!

It's kinda cool how it's turned into Red (best), against everyone else huh? Maybe if they morphed all other colors together they'd be faster...no wait, that'll probably turn out black...

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

I am looking forward to the day I can meet you face to face and shake your hand. Your willingness to argue with me over color is now legendary here in So Cal and we are awaiting your arrival so you can be shown that my bike is in fact RED and very fast. {Faster than yours}

It may be fast for a pink bike but then again a soapbox car is fast to if you give it alittle push from behind and let it coast down hill

fasterspider · 07-19-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

It may be fast for a pink bike but then again a soapbox car is fast to if you give it alittle push from behind and let it coast down hill

You really should seek medical attention for that brain hemorage you are suffereing from bumping your head so hard.

lois · 07-19-2008, 2:25 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

Whats wrong with wearing womens cloths....You just dont know what your missing wearing them silk thongs

Just like I said to one of my co-workers last week. The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is take my wifes panties off.....because they are riding up something terrible.

LOL

the colour is red fast because it has the same colour properties as fire...so kneel suckers, kneel

outlawgibbs · 07-19-2008, 2:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

You really should seek medical attention for that brain hemorage you are suffereing from bumping your head so hard.

I never bumped my head, its all the shock from seeing my first pink blackbird

lois · 07-19-2008, 3:47 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

Whats wrong with wearing womens cloths....You just dont know what your missing wearing them silk thongs

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

I never bumped my head, its all the shock from seeing my first pink blackbird

Ya, but doesn't the saying go......that bike of outlawgibbs was so hideous that I thought I was going to BLACK OUT???

Where the term RED OUT is used by jet fighter pilots and owners of RED Birds?

Must we go back to pictures to help you thru your dark time. Do you feel as if the blackness is closing in and you have no where to turn?

07-18-2008, 11:44 PM	#941
SilverBrd TEDZXX Join Date: Jan 22 2008 Location: Lockhart, Texas Age: 45 Posts: 1,778	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Give it up Gibbs....... these slow ass red Bird riders are ignant and stoopid. But one thing is for sure is that the SILVER Birds are by far the fastest and even faster than you! __________________ 02 Silver Bird, Throttlemeister, HID's, D&D Show and Go full system exhaust, Zero Gravity Double Bubble, Power Commander, Speedohealer, Corbin seat, Lowered foot pegs & more Mods to come!!!

07-19-2008, 1:04 AM	#945
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Cranbourne, Victoria, Australia Age: 43 Posts: 6,142	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Yeah, yeah, yeah, go buy yourself a bird that is only 12 months old. Oh wait, you cant, can you? __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

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