How come bike color affect its top speed ?

lois · 08-01-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Lookin like the tide is turning against the lowly red riders.

Red Rump Rangers are losers!!

You know, for a guy that corners with both of his feet down.....you should maybe think twice before messing with the "tough red rider's club"

look at you, your colours slow, just let me laugh, before you go.

yoo hoo....silver girlie bird boy.......i don't know where you find the time to be typing when you should be doing this all day long

<--------you

<--------me

SilverBrd · 08-01-2008, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

You know, for a guy that corners with both of his feet down.....you should maybe think twice before messing with the "tough red rider's club"

look at you, your colours slow, just let me laugh, before you go.

yoo hoo....silver girlie bird boy.......i don't know where you find the time to be typing when you should be doing this all day long

<--------you

<--------me

Tough red riders club????

I think this will be more suited for you red guys.

RED RUMPS RIDERS CLUB.....

Your motto.............

"Join with us as we get our asses handed to us on the street and we put our hands on your asses at the meet"

Nutter67 · 08-02-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

**Honda Press Release**
**NEW BIRD COLOURS NAMED!!**

Slow-as silver
Molten Metal grey
Basically Boring black
Brakes-on blue
and Nail Polish Red

note - these are not new, additional colors. these will replace all existing colors until further notice.

Russ,

Glad to see that yo got the colour of my bird right. Things dont get molten by being slow. Things melt by being fast. Does ice build up on the wings of the space shuttle during re-entry???? No. Why not? Coz it is going too fast. They have to use special materials to stop the wings from turning into molten globs of goop. Is the space shuttle red???? Hell NO. They need it to be fast.

SilverBrd · 08-02-2008, 12:17 AM

Get em Nutter!!!!!!!!!

lois · 08-02-2008, 2:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Get em Nutter!!!!!!!!!

Now thats like setting a small black dog on a big red bear.....

PH005 · 08-02-2008, 3:25 AM

We, and all other things RED , are at the FRONT end of the spectrum. And I dont see you trying to put down the " North American Indian peoples " that are mentioned above. Oh no, we all remember what happened to Custer, Dont we ? Stuck on his Black horse no doubt.
And good old Communism. Come to think of it , we dont see Black on many flags of any nations , do we ? Guess it would only slow the poor country down.
Now , what colour is that Maple leaf again ? Oh look whose walked in. Over
to you Lois, our beloved RED LEADER, and writer of all that is true.

PH005 · 08-02-2008, 3:34 AM

Nutter.. Good comparo. Glaciers melt. And I havent seen one of them move too fast lately. So we should stick all non Red Birds on a Glacier somewhere and see which moves fastest. Yawn.

Nutter67 · 08-02-2008, 3:54 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Now thats like setting a small black dog on a big red bear.....

That may be true, but where do you think this small black dog is going to bite that bear

. One little chomp and you'll be on the ground screaming like the nancy boy you are.....

ArmyStrong · 08-02-2008, 8:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Russ,

Glad to see that yo got the colour of my bird right. Things dont get molten by being slow. Things melt by being fast. Does ice build up on the wings of the space shuttle during re-entry???? No. Why not? Coz it is going too fast. They have to use special materials to stop the wings from turning into molten globs of goop. Is the space shuttle red???? Hell NO. They need it to be fast.

Of Course the space shuttle doesn't appear to red. Have you ever seen one of them things outta control upon re-entry? Red hot baby! It has to be a controled descent. That's why it's painted white, so it doesn't come back down too fast. Oh--and I believe the underbelly may be--gulp--"you know what" grey. Cheers.

lois · 08-03-2008, 2:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

That may be true, but where do you think this small black dog is going to bite that bear

. One little chomp and you'll be on the ground screaming like the nancy boy you are.....

Doggie on a stick, thats what the" Nancy bear" will be dinning on.

Besides, there are a couple of things that you are not even qualified to comment on.

One, is the colour of a fast bike. I realize now, that because you live in a very hot part of the country, your brains have been slow baked for far to many years, and now you think and talk gibberish.

Two, what the hell do you know about bears? The closest thing you have down there is a koala bear.....and I can' t remember the last time I read about some poor Ozzy being ripped to shreads by one of those vicious beasts
or some poor camper chased for 20 miles thru the bush after having their tent ripped to pieces.

To me, a koala is about a scary as a box full of kittens.

So nutter....just stop it with the crazy talk, Ok buddy...

and get a faster colour......

your bike is silver, just like your hair, your cousin was mauled by a koala bear, the fight was long but the bear was luckier, as he said to your kinn....on your knees sucker....

Red rules......

....thanks for playing

Nutter67 · 08-03-2008, 3:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

that because you live in a very hot part of the country, your brains have been slow baked for far to many years, and now you think and talk gibberish.

Two, what the hell do you know about bears? The closest thing you have down there is a koala bear.....and I can' t remember the last time I read about some poor Ozzy being ripped to shreads by one of those vicious beasts
or some poor camper chased for 20 miles thru the bush after having their tent ripped to pieces.

To me, a koala is about a scary as a box full of kittens.
aying

I live in a part of the country where there is no snow, which means I can ride 365 days a year - unlike some. We would rather ride all year than just sit there when you see a snow flake dreaming about how fast we would like to go

.

And leave our Koalas alone, you dont know the meaning of the word scared until you have been mauled by a koala

. They will rip you apart and then give you the clap (randy little buggers).

lois · 08-03-2008, 5:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

I live in a part of the country where there is no snow, which means I can ride 365 days a year - unlike some. We would rather ride all year than just sit there when you see a snow flake dreaming about how fast we would like to go

.

And leave our Koalas alone, you dont know the meaning of the word scared until you have been mauled by a koala

. They will rip you apart and then give you the clap (randy little buggers).

So not only do you live in a world where slow colours are somehow fast....you now expect me to believe that I may be gummed to death by one of your furry little tree beasts???

Nutter67 · 08-03-2008, 9:42 AM

Yep, too bloody right.

outlawgibbs · 08-03-2008, 10:04 AM

13.in the red, operating at a loss or being in debt (opposed to in the black): See theres yours answer. Black is the fastest

lois · 08-03-2008, 11:33 PM

Well well well.....I did a little digging and look what I found.

I knew the RED RIDERS had a mascot and a motto....but I wasn't sure about the slower coloured guys.....but look what I found on Nutters web site....

ArmyStrong · 08-04-2008, 12:37 AM

fasterspider · 08-04-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

For real, Lois is a riot.

The picture is just for the hell of it so you can see a well ridden CBR1100XX of the proper color, red.

Nutter67 · 08-04-2008, 2:22 AM

Nice one FS, good to see you got a photo with all of your fast red friends.....

back.in.black · 08-04-2008, 4:13 AM

Now to finally put this thing to bed.....

The answer to your question, is (drumroll)........ 'Because Black is fastest'

Now, can sombody please lock this thread before the 'Rainbow Riders' unite and start to say that some other colour is faster. You will have a while, they aint that fast.

Nutter67 · 08-04-2008, 8:33 AM

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Originally Posted by back.in.black

Now to finally put this thing to bed.....

The answer to your question, is (drumroll)........ 'Because Black is fastest'

Now, can sombody please lock this thread before the 'Rainbow Riders' unite and start to say that some other colour is faster. You will have a while, they aint that fast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but which black is faster -
Plain Black
Metallic Black (gold fleck)
Metallic Black (silver fleck)
Metallic Black (blue base)
Satin Black
Flat Black
Super Mega Boring Slow Black

outlawgibbs · 08-04-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but which black is faster -
Plain Black
Metallic Black (gold fleck)
Metallic Black (silver fleck)
Metallic Black (blue base)
Satin Black
Flat Black
Super Mega Boring Slow Black

Whats it matter there all faster then anyother color