How come bike color affect its top speed ?

SilverBrd · 07-25-2008, 2:32 AM

Red Rumprangers!!!!!!!!!

PH005 · 07-25-2008, 2:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Red Rumprangers!!!!!!!!!

Silver SwordSwallowers!!!!!!!!!!

outlawgibbs · 07-25-2008, 9:11 AM

Ha Ha HA black is still the fastest

StealthBird · 07-25-2008, 4:35 PM

You are all funny. Titanium Color is color. It all boils down to who can really ride! Titanium Did I hear something? Titanium I think I did.

outlawgibbs · 07-25-2008, 7:32 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthBird

You are all funny. Titanium Color is color. It all boils down to who can really ride! Titanium Did I hear something? Titanium I think I did.

Ha Ha HA I think your hearing things, you should get your ears checked

ArmyStrong · 07-25-2008, 8:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

Love the Bee Gee's as they had some pretty good lryics. Here's a few lines from some of their better tunes to show you what I mean.

If you don't know the songs ,you are either to young....or out right lying about your involvment during the disco years.

You Should Be Dancing;

My red bike moves at midnight
Goes right on till the dawn
My red bird takes me higher
My red bird keeps me warm

or

Night Fever

Bike fever, Bike fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that red bike fever, bike fever.
We know how to show it.

or my personal favorite, Buried Treasure;

Now if the aim in your life is to settle me down
I couldnt change my point of view
I got a bike in red at the back of my head
But the women in white is you
Do you wanna be the only one
Fade away in the morning sun
if you weren't such a stupid bi**h
and bought a bike that is the color of which we do not speak
why oh why did I ever marry you
I must be the dumbest friggin guy in the whole wide world
god kill me now
god kill me now
but first let me ride my red bike

...and y'all wonder why we crowned him red leader...

Well, since we are way past the thousandth mark, and it seems we've run out of informative, intelligent, thought provoking, deeply scientificle theories on why which colour is faster, plus we'll NEVER know who's faster, outlawgibbs or fasterspider (although we know who's colour is), what say we create a thread within a thread and see how far we can go? I'm only on my 2nd HPL so, my creative juices aren't flowing yet. Any ideas?

outlawgibbs · 07-25-2008, 9:59 PM

I have an idea why dont we just come to the truth of things and crown the black bird king and we can go on with our lives

fasterspider · 07-25-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

I have an idea why dont we just come to the truth of things and crown the black bird king and we can go on with our lives

You need to stop bumping your head so hard, red is ruler of ths realm.

ArmyStrong · 07-25-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

I have an idea why dont we just come to the truth of things and crown the black bird king and we can go on with our lives

: rotfl:

...I'm sorry.

...forgiv e me.

...stop.

...I can't take it.

Nutter67 · 07-26-2008, 2:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

...and y'all wonder why we crowned him red leader...

I dont know why. His bike, like his taste in music, is definitely stuck in the past.

lois · 07-29-2008, 2:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

I dont know why. His bike, like his taste in music, is definitely stuck in the past.

OMG....thats so rich coming from some slow , bed wetting old bastard in worn out disco boots...

thank god i'm back ,and my bike is red, cause i'm not wetting in my bed, his name is nutter, just let him be, his feather bed, just smells like pee. he once loved disco, but got laughed at, was it his tie, or his pink leather hat?

kneel to the true king of fast colours........red baby....always red...

SilverBrd · 07-29-2008, 2:18 AM

lois · 07-29-2008, 2:20 AM

By the way Nutter, I'm back on nights for two weeks.....so be prepared for the colour war to rage...........

NUTTER =

LOIS =

lois · 07-29-2008, 2:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Oh look.....a Texan

Here's a little exercise for you to pratice......

red rules , lets all cheer, here's to texas, and all their queers.....i mean steers.....now practice your moves silverbirdie boy......

SilverBrd · 07-29-2008, 2:29 AM

LOIS & all other red Bird riders =

NUTTER =

SILVERBRD =

:cycl e:

lois · 07-29-2008, 3:42 AM

[quote=SilverBrd;59918]LOIS & all other red Bird riders =

NUTTER =

SILVERBRD =

:cycl e:

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You know, it's times like this that make me realize, that deap inside every wrong colored rider, is a red one trying to break out.......

Nutter, you gonna take that from one of your supposed alies.....? but then again, in the right light the sheep does look rather cuddley........

.......oh ya, almost forgot...................

......thank you, my little wanta be's....

lois · 07-30-2008, 12:45 AM

WHAT THE HELL.....I'V BEEN AWAY FOR OVER 14 HOURS>>>>AND NOT ONE TAUNT.....

....

If I didn't know better, i would have to say that one of two thigs have happened.

Either all the wrong coloured ridiers have finaly given up and bowed down to the fact that red is the fastest colour.....just because....

or

Bullet has invited everyone to a "special " ** party over in Greece, and I'm the only guy left here in north america.......

**....not that there is anything wrong ,in any way with having a special party in Greece.

I mean, they have special olympics don't they?

this has been brought to you by the colour red......

<----------this would be you.....this would be me-->

outlawgibbs · 07-30-2008, 1:21 AM

We of the colors that are faster then red did not give up lois, all your red riders just got the right idea when my black bird smoked them so they gave up Your just behind on the times. I guess that happens with old age. you buy a slow colored bike and pee yourself everytime you stand up. When you can stand that is

SilverBrd · 07-30-2008, 1:31 AM

The SILVER Bird lit up the red Bird riders with it's tail pipes causing a nice red glow eating my exhaust and just burnt the hell out of the black ones from the screaming, scorching SILVER GOD!

Begone you lowly red riders and bow to the SILVER

Be very afraid of me.....

lois · 07-30-2008, 3:42 AM

So here I am, ready for a real fight....and you two pansies show up dressed in womens underwear shaking your hairless little fists at me.........ooooooouuuu.....I'm so scared.....please don't hurt me.......

--->

<---------where you belong....know it, live it accept it.

outlawgibbs · 07-30-2008, 8:21 AM

Whats wrong with womens underwear, i thought we've been through this before