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| Join Date: Mar 20 2007 Location: Sleepy Hollow, IL Age: 22
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? How can you call this turbulent?
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Quote:
__________________ Paul Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier | |
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__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. ![]() | |
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
But lest we hijack the thread...I've got more bad new for black. I hear from a credible source that black isn't even a color!!!(and no, it's not a colour either)
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
What color's the 07 Paul?
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| Join Date: Oct 28 2007 Location: Pleasanton Ca Age: 45
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? O okay guys, this thread has just gotten a bit to philosophical for me. We all know Silver is Badass and the fastest. Have we all forgotten the Silver Surfer and liquid man in Terminator 2. Both Silver, both fast, both Bad. |
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
Iron Nail Grey, but as I said earlier, speed depends on year of manufacture not monotonous colour. I have an 07 with two tone paint. Easily the top criteria for the fastest bike.
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Both beaten.......
__________________ Paul Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier |
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| Join Date: Oct 28 2007 Location: Pleasanton Ca Age: 45
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| Join Date: Mar 20 2007 Location: Sleepy Hollow, IL Age: 22
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
black is not a color its a shade.
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Two-tone colored could be double jeopardy...
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. ![]() |
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Ok......that's enough from all of you. Lets settle this thing once and for all. Lets talk color. Ok, how about the term " blue streak"? Ok, here's the correct answer. That saying is actually a type-o. What they meant to say was " Blue Shriek ". I believe what they were referring to , was ones reaction to the color blue....any blue ....hence the shrieking, as in , OH MY GOD ! ! ! But, because of a simple typing error, someone thought they meant fast.....sorry, no, they didn't. Black, black is just an all round sad color. Do you wear black to a wedding....no. Is black a fun color, no. Is the word black even fun to say.....black....nope , sorry. What is black, well coal is black, crows are black, and the soles of my 1980's disco boots are black. Ok then, enough said about black....sorry I took so long. Every cloud has a silver lining. Sure it does.....hello..... Now, anyone who has not ridden on the short bus for any length of time , or is not completely retarded and heavily medicated, knows, that there is absolutely no silver of any kind in the clouds, and I do mean any. So, from this simple exercise, the rest of us "sane" people can deduct that silver is nothing more than a color (or crutch if you will), that crazy people use to kid them selves. i.e.; my bike is silver, therefore it is the fastest color. (side note - most people that have the "silver" color issue, usually wear sweaters that tie up in the back....if you know what I mean) Ok, moving right along. North American colors after 2003. Please don't talk to me about colors after 2003, don't mention them, don't send me pictures of them. Don't tell anyone that you have an XX this color. These are the colors which we will now refer to as ( new rule) " the colors of which we do not speak"....anyways, if we did speak of them....which we will not (please see before mentioned rule) they would probably fall into either the black or blue category anyhow. Sorry, but If you didn't want a color that sucks so bad, you should have bought your XX pre 2003 when men still rode them. Sure , we all know that hind site is 20/20 but you should have though ahead...and you didn't. So, Mr spendy pants, you had to buy a bike did you? Well, it looks to me like that was just a case of poor planning on your part, wasn't it. You did it, you live with. However, If it bothers you that bad that your bike is "to new to be of any consequence", and you are stuck with a " post 2003 non-manly color" XX (by the way, these bikes are scientifically documented to produce 20hp less than the pre 2003 manly bikes) you will have to simply sell your new bike and immediately go out and buy an older model. Other than doing that....you are screwed, and my heart goes out to you all, sorry about your luck. And finely, the color red. Well, red is the fastest color. Why ? because I say it is. I am I smarter than you, no. Am I brighter than you, no. So what is it that makes me 100% right. Well, I'll tell you. What color is a fire engine? It is RED. Why is a fire engine RED you ask, why not black or blue or some other color of which we do not speak ? It is RED because we want fires to be put out quickly. Think about it. Here's the scenario, your house is on fire, your loved ones are trapped inside and you have just called the fire department. Now, for those of you that actually love your families here is the question. Question - Do you want the fire engine to get there quickly , or do you want it to come slower? Ok, lets try this another way. Your garage is on fire and your XX is inside. You are standing watching the flames take hold and wishing that it was your house that was on fire instead.....either way, you call the fire dept, and get them coming while you stand helplessly and wait as the fire spreads in your garage. Here's the answer....fast, yes fast....as fast as it can, even faster than that. Now. The fire dept people know this. They love you all very much and hate it when you are trapped in a burning structure, and your screams for help can be heard for miles and miles. So, they have done studies over the years to try and make their equipment as fast as humanly possible. First they tried putting great big motors in their fire engines, and yes, they were faster, but not fast enough. Next, they put all of the big fat firemen on diets thinking that if the trucks were carrying less weight they would get to the fires quicker. Yes once again, they were slightly faster......however, due to budget cuts, there was not enough money in the coffer for a proper implemented and supervised diet, so they were simply starved until the desired weight was reached. Unfortunately, after being starved for so long, once arriving at the blaze, the firemen were actually to weak to fight it. This experiment was eventually abandon and other means of speeding things up was looked at. Finally all avenues were exhausted, the fire people were short on idea's, and rapidly running out of hope. As they all sat outside their fire hall, weeping and hugging one another, a small boy rode up on his little tricycle and asked the firemen why they were all crying and looking so sad. After hearing the story, the boy thought for a moment and then simply said " paint them red, then they will really go fast" The firemen looked at each other and said to the little boy, how can color make anything faster. Well, the little boy said, watch this. With great skill and showmanship he pulled his little 3 wheeler out onto the street, and in the blink of an eye, smoked the front tire and accelerated down the street at a break neck speed. Never before had the firemen seen something move that fast in their lives. After the smoke cleared....and they put the fire out on the patch of pavement where the little red three wheeler had left from, they found some paint, some red paint and got to work on their fire engines. Ever since that day it has always been understood that....red , of course, is the fastest color. They say that some of the old firemen who were there that fateful day are still alive ,and sometimes they talk of that little boy ....the boy on the red bike. They say that as he left, if you looked through the smoke and flames that the little front tire was throwing off , it almost appeared as if his little suspenders had slipped out of place as he peddled. When asked what it was they saw,,,, they say it looked like a little Red Double X disappearing into the distance ,fast as fast could be. I rest my case. Lou
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| Join Date: Mar 20 2007 Location: Sleepy Hollow, IL Age: 22
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? If I'm not mistaken there seems to be quite a bit of silver on your bike.....
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| Birdman Join Date: Feb 17 2008 Location: Melbourne
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
Funny Lou, thanks for the laugh.
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? If it wasn't for the crack, I could be writting childrens books
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| Join Date: Oct 23 2007 Location: Pasadena, South Australia, Australia Age: 43
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
I'm going to chime in here rather late. I worked in a university physics lab and I passed a bulletin board one day, had a speel about why red cars/bikes are faster. Apparently, some geek lab nerd put's in down to the fact that it's the size of the molecules in the paint, this affects the friction co-effiecent and therefore speed. He concluded that RED is the fastest colour because of course, it had the smallest molecules. Me - I think it's a load of BS. It's like the size of the stick analogy, It's not how big or fast it is, it's how you use it!! |
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| | #78 |
| ... Get A Good Lawyer ! Join Date: Dec 19 2007 Location: Gold Coast, Australia Age: 45
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
77 Posts ???????????? This thread is getting a little weird guys ! And lois ! .................................................. .. You need a girlfriend and/or wife if you have that much free time to write that lengthy narrative
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, dont they make fire trucks in YELLOW for use at the airport where they have to keep up with jumbo jets....something that the bland red trucks cannot do? And as for " the colors of which we do not speak".... 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey 2007 Iron Nail Grey and just to top it off see here: http://www.cbrxx.com/profile.php?do=...humbs=1&page=3
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| Join Date: Mar 20 2007 Location: Sleepy Hollow, IL Age: 22
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Nutter, | |
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| Join Date: Oct 28 2007 Location: Pleasanton Ca Age: 45
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Nutter be careful Lou might just send you some couffin nails painted Iron nail grey. As for me, all my clouds have a sivler lining.Just a note: I do like red though. My girlfriend just came home and informed me she bought a red Ninja 500 to be delivered on Monday. She said she was going shoping for clothes. |
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
Well truth be told the fastest is the black and here is why. The dark color absorbs all light and we all know what the speed of light is so since black absorbs all color it absorbs the most energy making it more possible to obtain light speed than any other "color" since black isnt technically a color. Meanwhile colors that "reflect light actually give up energy to re direct the path of light thus slowing them down making it impossible to ever achieve the speed of light!
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| Join Date: Apr 17 2008 Location: Anchorage, Alaska, USA
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
humm alot of BS around here Lets start some more ![]() Black with a wing is the fastest and a cops radar No more speeding tickets for me |
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| Join Date: Mar 20 2007 Location: Sleepy Hollow, IL Age: 22
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
I tried the wing argument, it held for a while. But then certain people without the honda wing felt otherwise. I can't believe that crap that we have come up with in this thread. |
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p.s. see, I told y'all to be careful around lou. Even if he is correct.
__________________ Murphys 6th law of combat operations: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. ![]() | |
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| Administrator | Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
If black absorbs light, then does that mean BLACK SUCKS ????
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| Join Date: Jan 02 2008 Location: egypt Age: 33
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
I THINK IT WAS A SIN STARTING THIS THREAD .... I WON'T DO THIS AGAIN .... AM CLOSING IT NOW |
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? lol ... it doesn't suck ... it's osmosis!!! Quote:
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just face it, the color (colour) you have on your bike acts like an air brake - and the more colors you have the more braking force is applied (sorry Billy) - but it does look very fast sitting still!!! ![]() Quote:
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| Join Date: Oct 23 2007 Location: Pasadena, South Australia, Australia Age: 43
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
I guess that the BLACK BB owners never have any issues when "colour" matching the repairs their bikes. ![]() Mate!! Just paint it black |
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| Join Date: Oct 21 2007 Location: MOntreal
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| Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ?
All said and done, the Red one might not be the fastest, but it sure gets the ladies attention downtown Montreal!! ![]()
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