How come bike color affect its top speed ?

lois · 07-02-2008, 2:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

All you pink riders probably never got your Bird over 150 miles per hour much less got the cahoneys to do it if you have any cahoneys at all. Too busy painting your nails to match your ride and besides the dark pink Birds can't go that fast anyway.
Go with the Silver. The fastest, badest, quickest ride available.

Silver Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

cricket..cricket...

Dear, dear Silver bird, I realize that things are only going to get worse for you as you get older. If you don't think your bad now, just wait until your some old diaper wearing bed wetter, lying in the old folks home yakking on about how fast your old XX was back in the day when they still had gasoline.

Regardless....please ,have a little look at post# 692, as that is my response to your "dark pink " ramblings that you are now having.....

red is best , the others slower, i could pass your bike, on my lawn mower

SilverBrd · 07-02-2008, 2:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

Dear, dear Silver bird, I realize that things are only going to get worse for you as you get older. If you don't think your bad now, just wait until your some old diaper wearing bed wetter, lying in the old folks home yakking on about how fast your old XX was back in the day when they still had gasoline.

Regardless....please ,have a little look at post# 692, as that is my response to your "dark pink " ramblings that you are now having.....

red is best , the others slower, i could pass your bike, on my lawn mower

Nope I aint worried at all. At least I post my age up and if I piss in my pants it's okay because they feel sorry for us old guys!!!

So get over it and accept the fact that you guys paint scheme is monthly wine. A color that comes around every 30 days or so and the fact that you red owners are always bitchin about how slow every else is.

I think you guys should be called "RedWing Owners"

Tim · 07-02-2008, 5:07 AM

....then you are, what you eat....a dead pig.

mmm, bacon....

Nutter67 · 07-02-2008, 6:10 AM

?????

PH005 · 07-02-2008, 6:35 AM

Oh Red Leader that we do not speak of. I smell a mutiny in the BB Brotherhood. Fear not. For it is only jealousy which fuels their fire. A seething hunger for things that they cannot have.
Some were born to be leaders, ( as like yourself my Holyness ), while others are simply followers, on pale and drab looking machines that do not deserve to share the same roads as the blessed "R" Birds.
We must have pity on these poor retched souls for their uncontrolable outbursts are merely a cry for help.
Go in Peace, and listen to the " Choosen One ". For he speaks the word of MC God.

lois · 07-02-2008, 6:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Nope I aint worried at all. At least I post my age up and if I piss in my pants it's okay because they feel sorry for us old guys!!!

So get over it and accept the fact that you guys paint scheme is monthly wine. A color that comes around every 30 days or so and the fact that you red owners are always bitchin about how slow every else is.

I think you guys should be called "RedWing Owners"

Isn't it funny then, that a guy who rides a superior color ( not a monthly one ) is also the same guy that just happens to be 2 years older than you......but still....I can see the end for both of us so clearly....you, laying in a bed, peeing your pants as you peacefuly pass into that great motorcycle store in the sky.... and for me, a crew of six, trying to scrape my remains ...and red bird, off of the rear of the space shuttle ( hey , at 105 years old my eye's will be bad and It got in my way....what can I say)

if age is speed, i'll live forever, have the coolest bike and dress in leather....red leather that is....kneel suckers

lois · 07-02-2008, 7:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tim

....then you are, what you eat....a dead pig.

mmm, bacon....

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

?????

ROFLMAO.........

I'll PM you about this one ....

Birdmanxx · 07-02-2008, 8:58 AM

If I owned a red bird I'd hide my head in shame because of the undignified way this thread is being squandered. Whatever support you had for your case is being eroded by your incessant posturing. Rather than vying for support it seems you are aiming to put everyone offside. It is a sad and scurrilous affair that is being led by the rose garden keepers.

I encourage bird owners of the colours which red bird owners don't speak of, you have no need to feel inferior in any way - and you know it. You're birds are awesome machines that leave you satisfied after every ride! Ride strong, write strong!

Adults act like adults and children like children. Children should not be riding blackbirds!

Nutter67 · 07-02-2008, 9:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Birdmanxx

Children should not be riding blackbirds!

I'm gunna add that one to the sentence......

Tim · 07-02-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

ROFLMAO.........

I'll PM you about this one ....

some have a sense of humor some don't

"oh sure, pork chops, bacon and ham, all from one MAGICAL animal..."

I know, instead of trying to convince each other who is intellectually superior or who has the biggest penis, maybe we can talk about living in a place where we get to ride such an incredible machine.

And even talk about the XX - jeez

Cause, believe me fellas, there are places in this world where that just aint so.

color? come on...

PH005 · 07-02-2008, 3:08 PM

Biggest PENIS Tim ????? Oink Oink Oink.

ArmyStrong · 07-02-2008, 3:17 PM

ROTFLMMFAO!!..

(uncontrollable laughter)

...
This is NOT the thread for humorless adults! This is a COLOR WAR gentlemen. While rhyme has it's place here, most times reason certainly does not. There will never be a victor here.(

) That's part of the beauty of it, can't you see.

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If I owned a red bird I'd hide my head in shame because of the undignified way this thread is being squandered. Whatever support you had for your case is being eroded by your incessant posturing. Rather than vying for support it seems you are aiming to put everyone offside. It is a sad and scurrilous affair that is being led by the rose garden keepers.

Does a Peacock hide his plumage? Does a cheetah trot towards his prey? Is a supersonic jet quiet when it passes the speed of sound? We'll do no such thing as hide in shame!!
Have you noticed how lopsided the war has gotten? Redbirds vs. The World!! It will take 2 or 3 colors of which we do not speak to defeat us!

No surrender.
No retreat.
Go against Red,
and you will get beat. (I soooo tried to stay away from poetry, but you leave me no choice)

ArmyStrong · 07-02-2008, 3:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PH005

Biggest PENIS Tim ????? Oink Oink Oink.

Who's gonna start that thread???

fasterspider · 07-02-2008, 3:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyStrong

Who's gonna start that thread???

Not me, I won't even post in it if it does start.
My penis is mine and my wife's business and she is a horn dog.

My red CBR1100XX is the fastest anywhere in Southern California as far as I can tell because owners of Birds that are painted colors we do not speak are afraid to come to Los Angeles and attempt to prove their bike is as fast or Honda forbid faster than my red Bird.

So far I have only seen one other Blackbird on the road since I bought Red Blackbird 7 weeks ago and it was the darkest shade we do not speak but, it was a 97 carbed job that stands no chance even with 115 octane rocket fuel to be even close to the top speed or acceleration of my 2001 red Bird.

We of the red persuasion know it in our hearts and you all of the colors we do not speak know it as well, our red CBR1100XX Super Blackbirds are the fastest Blackbirds around.

Thank you for your time and if you want to attempt proving your Blackbird is nearly as fast as mine next Thursday night at Irwindale, I will be there in leathers waiting on the green to launch.

outlawgibbs · 07-02-2008, 5:38 PM

damn if I only had $2000 to piss away and time to take a ride across this damn country I would love to drop in just to smoke your ass at your own game. Red will never win as long as my BLACKbird is still breathing fire.

fasterspider · 07-02-2008, 6:15 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

damn if I only had $2000 to piss away and time to take a ride across this damn country I would love to drop in just to smoke your ass at your own game. Red will never win as long as my BLACKbird is still breathing fire.

Is your bike breathing NOS fire?
If so, I will concede that your bike is faster than mine but, if you are running regular stock induction, red will win every time.

Birdmanxx · 07-02-2008, 9:51 PM

Army, Re-check the title of this thread.

I don't see any mention of war. The only war here seems to be in your head. The rest of the world against you ... this is something created by posts on this thread. Most of the world don't even know that you think they are against you!

Unfortunately there are other people in the world who also twist things around to create wars where there were none - warmongers they are called!

Being humorous is very different to being defensive, devisive and destructive. Humour makes people feel good and laugh! Surely we can have fun in a civilised way. I enjoy clever wit.

If this thread were the first I saw on this site I would go elsewhere.

You said that there will never be a victor here, we all know that very well and that this is all just for fun.

SilverBrd · 07-02-2008, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

Not me, I won't even post in it if it does start.
My penis is mine and my wife's business and she is a horn dog.

My red CBR1100XX is the fastest anywhere in Southern California as far as I can tell because owners of Birds that are painted colors we do not speak are afraid to come to Los Angeles and attempt to prove their bike is as fast or Honda forbid faster than my red Bird.

So far I have only seen one other Blackbird on the road since I bought Red Blackbird 7 weeks ago and it was the darkest shade we do not speak but, it was a 97 carbed job that stands no chance even with 115 octane rocket fuel to be even close to the top speed or acceleration of my 2001 red Bird.

We of the red persuasion know it in our hearts and you all of the colors we do not speak know it as well, our red CBR1100XX Super Blackbirds are the fastest Blackbirds around.

Thank you for your time and if you want to attempt proving your Blackbird is nearly as fast as mine next Thursday night at Irwindale, I will be there in leathers waiting on the green to launch.

sniff......sniff...... I smell something........ yea.........its BULLSHIT!!!!!!

Silver rules you MoFo's!!!!!!!!!!

outlawgibbs · 07-02-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

Is your bike breathing NOS fire?
If so, I will concede that your bike is faster than mine but, if you are running regular stock induction, red will win every time.

Yes mine is stock except for the d+d slip-ons and just look at the numbers I posted before. eat the truth mine is faster. black rules the road and ill run anyone to prove it.

fasterspider · 07-02-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

sniff......sniff...... I smell something........ yea.........its BULLSHIT!!!!!!

Silver rules you MoFo's!!!!!!!!!!

Did you bump your head too?

You must have because you are one of the guys who is afraid to put your color we do not speak where your mouth is and race me.
I won't even use 115 octane fuel and still beat you silly.

Kneel before the red riders sucker.

fasterspider · 07-02-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by outlawgibbs

Yes mine is stock except for the d+d slip-ons and just look at the numbers I posted before. eat the truth mine is faster. black rules the road and ill run anyone to prove it.

You are another one who bumped his head putting on his helmet.

At least I think it was your helmet