How come bike color affect its top speed ?

PH005 · 06-30-2008, 8:03 PM

Close Nutter, but in actual fact if you look real close, its actually moving very slowly backwards. Because Silver is actually slower than "standing still". And.... Then comes Blue, Grey, and even moving s l o w e s t of all is the colour that isn't even a colour, Black. Which rhymes with smack, which rhymes with crack, which we all know that only dopes are on. So go figure. Red rules. First again at Moto GP. ( colour that is )

SilverBrd · 07-01-2008, 1:27 AM

All you pink riders probably never got your Bird over 150 miles per hour much less got the cahoneys to do it if you have any cahoneys at all. Too busy painting your nails to match your ride and besides the dark pink Birds can't go that fast anyway.
Go with the Silver. The fastest, badest, quickest ride available.

Silver Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 1:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

Go with the Silver. The fastest, badest, quickest ride available.

And then change into secong gear.......

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 1:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PH005

Close Nutter, but in actual fact if you look real close, its actually moving very slowly backwards. Because Silver is actually slower than "standing still". And.... Then comes Blue, Grey, and even moving s l o w e s t of all is the colour that isn't even a colour, Black. Which rhymes with smack, which rhymes with crack, which we all know that only dopes are on. So go figure. Red rules. First again at Moto GP. ( colour that is )

I'd agree with you that red is fastest and bestest if you could transform my bike into a 1098R and transform me into Valentino Rossi.

fasterspider · 07-01-2008, 1:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverBrd

All you pink riders probably never got your Bird over 150 miles per hour much less got the cahoneys to do it if you have any cahoneys at all. Too busy painting your nails to match your ride and besides the dark pink Birds can't go that fast anyway.
Go with the Silver. The fastest, badest, quickest ride available.

Silver Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are wrong, wrong and wrong mr sister

I have the cajones to take my red CBR1100XX as fast as the road will let me and the 170 freeway/land speed record track took me and my red Bird to 152mph before I had to slow her down because traffic was getting close very fast.
I'll paint your nails for you though, with Krylon to match your sissy lala color we do not speak bike.
Red Rules, don't forget it

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 1:54 AM

I bow down to you FS.

The fastest I have ever hauled my fat arse is 75.

But that would be 75 metres per second. I'll let you do the math.

fasterspider · 07-01-2008, 1:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

I bow down to you FS.

The fastest I have ever hauled my fat arse is 75.

But that would be 75 metres per second. I'll let you do the math.

I do not do that kind of math, it is more than I am used to doing with simple addition, subtraction and multiplication.
Meter.
Wow, you guys are bass akwards down there.

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 2:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

I do not do that kind of math, it is more than I am used to doing with simple addition, subtraction and multiplication.
Meter.
Wow, you guys are bass akwards down there.

Okay, looks like I'll have to do the math for you, since the answer is higher than 21.

75 metres/sec * 60 sec = 4,500 metres per minute

4500 m/min * 60 min = 270,000 metres per hour

270,000 m/hr / 1000 = 270 km/hr

270 kmh / 1.6 = 168.75 mph

And what the hell is "bass akwards"???

SilverBrd · 07-01-2008, 2:25 AM

178mph= 261.06 feet/79.57 meters per second for me girls..........and yes I do have a speedohealer..

lois · 07-01-2008, 2:39 AM

Well, it looks as if while I was away, somebody forgot to put the lid back on the retard jar.....
So who was it...... ?
I see we have a couple of armatures (welcome) , who have thrown their hats in the ring, is it them.....nope, because I can smell a mixture of silver and sheep shit at work here. You know who you are.....

So, the battle is lost, red is no longer king ! wow, so I was right about the lid off the retard jar thing.
If you clowns, and I mean the big stupid looking ones that people point and laugh at, think that for some reason ,RED has some how mysteriously slowed down in the last week....then you are, what you eat....a dead pig.

How many scientific studies must I provide? How many trips to see the R&D people in Japan must I make? How many stories of fact and folklore must I write out for you to read?...and finally how many pairs of underwear have we all had to throw away after a heavy week end of drinking...?

I have backed up every outlandish statement I have ever made with an equally outlandish explanation to back it up....what more do you want of me?

Like this one.

The Ponga Ponga tribe from an isolated island near Papa Newnew , deep in the south pacific ocean, have a strange ritual that they observe involving fruit. The women of the tribe will not let their children eat, or touch for that matter, any red colored fruits.
When asked why that is so, the chief of the tribe replied " ticko ircht semmfir iko iko i a , sosobefcie shno et et et - cha cungo pee pee sha twingla golo bong bong walmart, doin tha kicco thwanga dildo sonyandcher too too bingo "
which roughly translated means , "to fast".

Upon further investigation it was found that on this island, anything red was very fast, including the fruit. If one of the children ate any of the red fruit, it would take the whole village days to run down , corner, and finally capture the child.
However, there were benefits as well ,as was discovered by a fisherman one day while he was slowing paddling out to sea to his favourite fishing spot. He reached into his bag , that his wife had filled with food for a small bite, pulled out a handful and with out looking popped it in his mouth. As he ate, a little of the juice ran down his chin and onto the side of his canoe staining it a bright red color. Little did he know that his wife had accidentally dropped some poohie wanna berries into his bag , and this is what he had unknowingly ate. The poohie wanna is the reddest of the red foods on the island. Shortly after eating the berries, the fisherman found himself sitting amongst great floating chucks of ice that were inhabited by great white four legged creatures with black noses. He was very distraught to say the least, but soon found out that his canoe had the ability to travel great distances with very little paddling. He has since been to all four corners of the earth....in the same day, that is.

So as you can see, if a little of the RED color can do this to a child, or canoe.....imagine what effect it will have on a CBR 1100XX ?

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 2:54 AM

The exact same effect it really had on the child. You see, the berries were actually a laxative - and there was only one thing moving fast then........

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 2:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

How many scientific studies must I provide? How many trips to see the R&D people in Japan must I make? How many stories of fact and folklore must I write out for you to read?

At least one would be nice.........

lois · 07-01-2008, 2:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

The exact same effect it really had on the child. You see, the berries were actually a laxative - and there was only one thing moving fast then........

Oh look.... A sissy lala.......

ride red you'll come in first, all other colors arrive in a hearse

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 3:51 AM

Thats the thanks I get for promoting you on to the all time top posters list.

PH005 · 07-01-2008, 4:31 AM

Lois.... I Bow to your greatness. The Redness of which you speak has obviously seeped into your veins and taken you to a much higher level of comprehension than us mere mortals. You are indeed our " Supreme Red Leader "

As for you SilverBrd. You obviously need that double bubble screen to fit your over inflated Head under. Right ? Hmmmmm.

Nutter67 · 07-01-2008, 4:48 AM

Oh bloody hell, Lou is a god now

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Here's me thinking he is just a petty, bickering, weirdo irritating trekky who is also an obsessed, perverted, loony, sooky la la, deviate, boring tripester with an eating disorder.

Please note that it does say "sooky la la" which is far, far worse than the "sissy la la" that he calls others.

Birdmanxx · 07-01-2008, 6:07 AM

Roses are red!
Blackbirds are blue!
I'll ride with anyone
No matter what hue!

There are many things I would like to say, but I have better things to do - like going for a ride on a bike and a half!

If you are stressed out, get out and ride!

fasterspider · 07-01-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

And what the hell is "bass akwards"???

It is what you all are on the wrong side of the world, ass backwards where colors we do not speak make people state funny statements and spell wrong.
Red is fastest, red rules.
Know it, Live it, ride it, red is "It"

lois · 07-01-2008, 10:22 PM

LOIS

aka " Red Leader "

Kneel to all the red riders

P.S. " what back asswards"......LOL ( lid off of retard jar , me thinks)

lois · 07-01-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

I'd agree with you that red is fastest and bestest if you could transform my bike into a 1098R and transform me into Valentino Rossi.

What , instead of some over aged "has been" wearing a flamingo colored too- too???

outlawgibbs · 07-01-2008, 10:46 PM

I already proved that my black bird is faster than a red one and to beat all I did 170mph with my hard bags on... just think of how fast I could go without them. So for anyone that wants to beat the champ. talk is cheap bring it on

ArmyStrong · 07-01-2008, 11:07 PM

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Nope. Reviewed it. I'm good.

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911 ??? is it just a coincedence that the twin towers was on 911?? the same number as emergency

interesting me thinks

Nope. Numerology won't help your cause. Does nothing for the speed of your color Bird. Sorry...