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deadman · 11-23-2009, 4:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

every time i go out on my BLACK bird i come home with a different chikybabe,CAUSE ITS BLACK & looks the best & is the fastest

Whats your wife say about all these chicky babes your bringing home.

I bet she's impressed.

:rotf l:

Brian,

Poundstretcher · 11-23-2009, 4:19 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

Whats your wife say about all these chicky babes your bringing home.

I bet she's impressed.

:rotf l:

Brian,

She's probably glad to get relief from the suffering

Poundstretcher · 11-23-2009, 4:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Yes that is a proven fact. I believe that all the rainbird riders are even starting to see that.

How would you know? your's never comes out of the shed

I reckon I have probably done more miles per hour than you have done miles

deadman · 11-23-2009, 4:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Poundstrecher

She's probably glad to get relief from the suffering

: rotfl:

:r otfl:

:ro tfl:

Good one Poundy.

Brian.

dracki · 11-23-2009, 4:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Poundstrecher

She's probably glad to get relief from the suffering

she likes to watch every once in a while as do i,& every once in a while we all join in,then the party begins

dracki · 11-23-2009, 4:30 AM

but you rainbirds wouldn't know how to do it,with all that drible coming from your mouths,you wont be able to get your pants off before you,well you know what i'm trying to say,oh & by the way my bird is fastest

deadman · 11-23-2009, 4:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

but you rainbirds wouldn't know how to do it,with all that drible coming from your mouths,you wont be able to get your pants off before you,well you know what i'm trying to say,oh & by the way my bird is slowest

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Strek · 11-23-2009, 7:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Poundstrecher

How would you know? your's never comes out of the shed

I reckon I have probably done more miles per hour than you have done miles

Poundy... You are correct. My TRUE BLACKBIRD never comes out of the shed. Thats because I park my Fastest TRUE BLACKbird in a garage. You do have garages in Taz don't you??? You have a BLUE rainbird poundy. Your silly blue rainbird is not capable of warp so NO you couldn't have done more miles per hour than I have done miles. Only another TRUE BLACKbird would be able to do that. I also know this because your top speed on your BLUE rainbird is around 5mph. Well its not that bad but I'm in the ballpark. Look at the birght side my friend. At least your not rocking back and forth in front of the walmart with drool coming out of your mouth as you run out of quarters.

johnison1969 · 11-23-2009, 8:44 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

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Oh shiiittt deadmans kicked the bucket..dracki you done it now, telling stories like that..his hearts packed in!

shewie · 11-23-2009, 8:45 AM

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Originally Posted by johnison1969

Oh shiiittt deadmans kicked the bucket..dracki you done it now, telling stories like that..

Nah, he just forgot to follow the B with an S in response to the dracki-dribble.

Strek · 11-23-2009, 11:54 PM

Shewie... Nope thats not it at all. He was starting to type BLACK BLACKbirds are the fastest of all birds. He was then going to add that they are faster than any rainbird. As he was typing someone saw him sitting on his silver rainbird and they stuck a quarter in it. He started rocking back and forth and then he fell off and is now in the fetal position with drool running out of his mouth. Last that anyone saw of him he was chanting BLACK is the fastest. I need to paint it BLACK.

deadman · 11-24-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Shewie... Nope thats not it at all. He was starting to type BLACK BLACKbirds are the fastest of all birds. He was then going to add that they are faster than any rainbird. As he was typing someone saw him sitting on his silver rainbird and they stuck a quarter in it. He started rocking back and forth and then he fell off and is now in the fetal position with drool running out of his mouth. Last that anyone saw of him he was chanting BLACK is the fastest. I need to paint it BLACK.

Take your hand off it Strekie, at this rate you will be blind in less than a year,

Sleeping on my very fast Silver Blackbird, Have to do some thing while waiting for those very slow, retarded, backward, and dithering fools that ride red and black Blackbirds,
I altered the quote, And the b was to enter one letter to allow it to post.
Cheers.
Brian.

dracki · 11-24-2009, 1:02 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

Take your hand off it Strekie, at this rate you will be blind in less than a year,

Sleeping on my very fast Silver Blackbird, Have to do some thing while waiting for those very slow, retarded, backward, and dithering fools that ride red and black Blackbirds,
I altered the quote, And the b was to enter one letter to allow it to post.
Cheers.
Brian.

is that the position your in when Nutter comes around or is he in that posy

deadman · 11-24-2009, 1:15 AM

Nutter is too busy working his butt off to ride or go visiting, Hahahahahahaha
Brian,

dracki · 11-24-2009, 1:24 AM

you like mens BUTTS,is that why you chose the slowest colour so you can perve on their behinds

deadman · 11-24-2009, 1:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

you like mens BUTTS,is that why you chose the slowest colour so you can perve on their behinds

I think its about time you came out of your closet, Your the one always talking about fags, Poofs, and bums,

If Silver was the Slowest colour, you would still be a week behind me.

I can see with your posts, That you really are ashamed and pissed off because you bought that inferior piece of Black crap.

I would suggest that you go for a ride on a silver bird, But that would intensify your misery about being conned into buying a Black Blackbird,

You will just have to put up with your miserable peice of crap and keep dribbling on about it on here.

At least you have Alun and Strekie to share your misery with.

: rotfl:

You could start a new club, The Slow Black miseries,

Cheers.
Brian.

dracki · 11-24-2009, 2:56 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

I think its about time you came out of your closet, Your the one always talking about fags, Poofs, and bums,

hate fags & poofs BUT I LOVE THE LADIES BUTTS,i like big butts & i can not lie

If Silver was the Slowest colour, you would still be a week behind me.

a week behind,how is that possible,the sun risses up here a few minutes before down there,so your alittle behind

I can see with your posts, That you really are ashamed and pissed off because you bought that inferior piece of Black crap.

umm hello,its the same as yor bike,just faster,so if anyones ashamed its those that sugest others are,i'll send ya some paint,that way you wont be ashamed & bothered when people ask you what bike is it & you tell'em its a blackbird & they then ask why is it silver & why dont you call it a rainbird & why are you the last person to get to the pub

I would suggest that you go for a ride on a silver bird, But that would intensify your misery about being conned into buying a Black Blackbird,

i have,it was a miserable ride,felt like it had training wheels on it & as slow as a dung beetle

You will just have to put up with your miserable peice of crap and keep dribbling on about it on here.

oohhh,jealousy occurrs,its all joy on my bike with all that power at my disposal

At least you have Alun and Strekie to share your misery with.

: rotfl:

yes i do,the joy luck club

You could start a new club, The fastest Black blackbirds,

OK i will,TFBB & TJLClub,your welcome if you want but you'll need to paint it black

Cheers.
Brian.

losers on clourd birds

Strek · 11-24-2009, 7:53 AM

Deadman.... looks like you ran out of quarters.

johnison1969 · 11-24-2009, 8:49 PM

T itanium birds are the fastest.
I ndisputable kings of speed.
T hanks honda for the privalige of speed.
All other colours are very very, slow..
N ot to mention ugly as f'@ck.
I gnore all the deluded idiots who think their faster.
U gly buggers drive slow coloured birds.
M y mum can run faster than all other bird colours.

Nutter67 · 11-24-2009, 8:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Strek

Deadman.... looks like you ran out of quarters.

Maybe, but at least he has a ready made credit card slot.........

fasterspider · 11-24-2009, 9:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dracki

every time i go out on my BLACK bird i come home with a different chikybabe, CAUSE ITS BLACK & looks the best & is the fastest

You are gonna end up with Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis if you keep picking up strange thang like that. Once you get that shit on you, you can't get it off.

dracki · 11-25-2009, 1:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

You are gonna end up with Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis if you keep picking up strange thang like that. Once you get that shit on you, you can't get it off.

how do you know,do you have it,your bird was black & couldn't handle it so you painted it diahorrea red

fasterspider · 11-25-2009, 1:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

how do you know,do you have it,your bird was black & couldn't handle it so you painted it diahorrea red

You can only catch Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis in your neck of the woods on that isolated island continent you live on, that shit aint available here in any color.

dracki · 11-25-2009, 1:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

You can only catch Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis in your neck of the woods on that isolated island continent you live on, that shit aint available here in any color.

i'll bring it over with me in January when i'm in Hawaii

fasterspider · 11-25-2009, 2:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

i'll bring it over with me in January when i'm in Hawaii

Have fun when you are in Hawaii.

They make you get shots before you come here if you are infected with Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis so you can't pass it on.

deadman · 11-25-2009, 2:26 AM

I cant even say it. So what the bloody hell is it,
It certainly doesnt sound like an after dinner mint, even tho it is green.
Brian.

dracki · 11-25-2009, 2:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

Have fun when you are in Hawaii.

They make you get shots before you come here if you are infected with Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis so you can't pass it on.

i'll infect as many natives as i possibly can,after all you yanks have done to the natives i'll barely scratch the surface

& my bike is fastest

Poundstretcher · 11-25-2009, 3:44 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

I cant even say it. So what the bloody hell is it,
It certainly doesnt sound like an after dinner mint, even tho it is green.
Brian.

I think we call it a dose of the Clapp

Strek · 11-25-2009, 7:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Maybe, but at least he has a ready made credit card slot.........

Yepper I guess I missed that. Now the question is does he have a credit card thats not maxed out already?

fasterspider · 11-25-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by deadman

I cant even say it. So what the bloody hell is it,
It certainly doesnt sound like an after dinner mint, even tho it is green.
Brian.

Gynasyphaherpaclappatorosis is an ancient STD that was passed around by dinosaurs and handed down to Marsupials of Austrailia. It can only be caught from a Kangaroo by a pervert now.
Just like syphilis came from Scotland where so called men had loving relationships with their sheep.

11-23-2009, 4:30 AM	#4866
dracki Back in Black,AC/DC Join Date: Mar 03 2008 Location: Brisbane,Queensland,Australia Posts: 1,946	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? but you rainbirds wouldn't know how to do it,with all that drible coming from your mouths,you wont be able to get your pants off before you,well you know what i'm trying to say,oh & by the way my bird is fastest __________________ Attitude,Charisma,Mojo & Spunk. Thats what you have on a BLACK Blackbird & there the fastest.the rest of you just dream about that annoying Shewie,Lois & Poundstrecher one post at a time

11-23-2009, 11:54 PM	#4871
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 5,072	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Shewie... Nope thats not it at all. He was starting to type BLACK BLACKbirds are the fastest of all birds. He was then going to add that they are faster than any rainbird. As he was typing someone saw him sitting on his silver rainbird and they stuck a quarter in it. He started rocking back and forth and then he fell off and is now in the fetal position with drool running out of his mouth. Last that anyone saw of him he was chanting BLACK is the fastest. I need to paint it BLACK.

11-24-2009, 1:15 AM	#4874
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 62 Posts: 2,943	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Nutter is too busy working his butt off to ride or go visiting, Hahahahahahaha Brian, __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.

11-24-2009, 1:24 AM	#4875
dracki Back in Black,AC/DC Join Date: Mar 03 2008 Location: Brisbane,Queensland,Australia Posts: 1,946	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? you like mens BUTTS,is that why you chose the slowest colour so you can perve on their behinds __________________ Attitude,Charisma,Mojo & Spunk. Thats what you have on a BLACK Blackbird & there the fastest.the rest of you just dream about that annoying Shewie,Lois & Poundstrecher one post at a time

11-24-2009, 7:53 AM	#4878
Strek Moderator Join Date: Jun 25 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 5,072	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Deadman.... looks like you ran out of quarters.

11-24-2009, 8:49 PM	#4879
johnison1969 birds on the wing fly free Join Date: Nov 01 2009 Location: uk lancashire Age: 41 Posts: 437	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? T itanium birds are the fastest. I ndisputable kings of speed. T hanks honda for the privalige of speed. All other colours are very very, slow.. N ot to mention ugly as f'@ck. I gnore all the deluded idiots who think their faster. U gly buggers drive slow coloured birds. M y mum can run faster than all other bird colours. __________________ life is like a box of frogs..its rediculous but fun especially if your a bird...

11-25-2009, 2:26 AM	#4886
deadman Join Date: Aug 16 2008 Location: Lilydale Melb Australia Age: 62 Posts: 2,943	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? I cant even say it. So what the bloody hell is it, It certainly doesnt sound like an after dinner mint, even tho it is green. Brian. __________________ If ya not boppin, Ya in ya coffin. Rock and roll will soothe your soul. Mods, 6mm Shim, 12 inch risers, Double bubble Windsceen, Homemade Ventura type packrack, Expandable to 82 litre, Rjays rack bag, Lowered rear end frame by 3 inches. Suspension is still stock, home made Cans, awesome.