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fasterspider · 04-14-2009, 9:55 AM

Mr. Honda called me from the grave speaking with very bad broken English and said that recall was only for silly color we do not speak owners and Red Bird riders had no fear because he knew that the Red Birds were the fastest of all CBR1100XX.
So you knuckle heads go on and change your paint to some gay color we do not speak and I & my Red Bird will still be waiting at the finish lines for you.

jclaude · 04-14-2009, 10:10 AM

Well actually it just crossed my mind...Can people who rides black birds really be in this thread?Black is not quite a colour but more like a shade, a shade is just the reflexion of an object so black birds are only the image of red or blue birds, when you ride your shade is always beneath you so technically black birds are slower than their brethren red and blue birds

Nutter67 · 04-15-2009, 2:39 AM

3,000 posts on this topic.

C'mon people. GET A LIFE.

or at least, go for a ride........

john23179 · 04-15-2009, 3:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

3,000 posts on this topic.

C'mon people. GET A LIFE.

or at least, go for a ride........

this from a guy with over 3600 posts ON HIS OWN

nutter seems to fit!

Nutter67 · 04-15-2009, 3:55 AM

Hey, I'm the first to admit that I don't have a life. Except when I am riding my bike - which is 365 days of the year.

john23179 · 04-15-2009, 6:17 AM

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Hey, I'm the first to admit that I don't have a life. Except when I am riding my bike - which is 365 days of the year.

yea yea we know,that's why its called "the great white north" come for a visit in January.............your brain wont believe what your skin is feeling

jclaude · 04-15-2009, 9:28 AM

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.your brain wont believe what your skin is feeling

Can i get a thai massage in ontario?

Poundstretcher · 04-15-2009, 9:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jclaude

Well actually it just crossed my mind...Can people who rides black birds really be in this thread?Black is not quite a colour but more like a shade, a shade is just the reflexion of an object so black birds are only the image of red or blue birds, when you ride your shade is always beneath you so technically black birds are slower than their brethren red and blue birds

They will always be lost in our shadows

fasterspider · 04-15-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

Hey, I'm the first to admit that I don't have a life. Except when I am riding my bike - which is 365 days of the year.

Me too and I am riding a Red bike because I like to go as fast as possible those 365 days.

jclaude · 04-15-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Nutter67

3,000 posts on this topic.

...

We should give Blackwarrior one kick in the nuts for every posts for started that stupid thread

jclaude · 04-15-2009, 10:20 AM

Hey BLACKWARRIOR happy 3000 posts anniversairy

john23179 · 04-15-2009, 8:14 PM

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Can i get a thai massage in ontario?

not sure about that but I am positive if you call Shewie he will tie you up and massage anything you want

shewie · 04-15-2009, 9:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jclaude

Can i get a thai massage in ontario?

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Originally Posted by john23179

not sure about that but I am positive if you call Shewie he will tie you up and massage anything you want

Don't bring me into this foolishness, you riders of the retarded colours. The only massaging will be to your ego by your mommy after you get your slow-ass doors blown off by a Silver Bird.

lois · 04-15-2009, 10:05 PM

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Can i get a thai massage in ontario?

No....but for ten bucks, you can get a " thigh " massage from Shewie...

Lois

fasterspider · 04-15-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

No....but for ten bucks, you can get a " thigh " massage from Shewie...

Lois

Do you get a happy ending?

lois · 04-15-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fasterspider

Do you get a happy ending?

No......but you will....and he will " love you long time" too,as ever since he realised there was no point in riding his slow assed silver bird anymore , he has turned into a whore/masseuse in his spare time.....and he has a lot of spare time.

L

bigfella · 04-16-2009, 3:20 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

No....but for ten bucks, you can get a " thigh " massage from Shewie...

Lois

So how do you know it is 10 bucks hey Lois

john23179 · 04-16-2009, 3:27 AM

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So how do you know it is 10 bucks hey Lois

Red Deer Rose is lois girl of choice,he only bumps uglies with Shewie when she is out of town..........Shewie is such a slut!

wish he would move west

lois · 04-16-2009, 4:46 AM

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So how do you know it is 10 bucks hey Lois

Because, I get 20% for setting up the dates.

Lois

thats what ya get for having a bike colour that blows.

Poundstretcher · 04-16-2009, 5:34 AM

Come on Back on track Girls & girls

heisti · 04-16-2009, 7:48 PM

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Originally Posted by john23179

Red Deer Rose is lois girl of choice...

lois IS red deer rose

shewie · 04-16-2009, 9:28 PM

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Originally Posted by john23179

Red Deer Rose is lois girl of choice,he only bumps uglies with Shewie when she is out of town..........Shewie is such a slut!

wish he would move west

Oh, I'll move west alright. Just far enough west to show you how slow your black POS is, you slow gay wannabe.

lois · 04-16-2009, 10:30 PM

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Oh, I'll move west alright. Just far enough west to show you how slow your black POS is, you slow gay wannabe.

ooooooooooooooooohhhhh... did someone hit one of your slow gay nerves...?

face it fag, a man with one arm could paddle a wooden piano crate, up a raging river faster than you and your little fag bike can go ever go, even down a steep hill , with 4 of your boy freinds pushing you.

face it loser......you just bought the wrong clour bike.

slow....slow.....fag

jclaude · 04-16-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lois

ooooooooooooooooohhhhh... did someone hit one of your slow gay nerves...?

face it fag, a man with one arm could paddle a wooden piano crate, up a raging river faster than you and your little fag bike can go ever go, even down a steep hill , with 4 of your boy freinds pushing you.

face it loser......you just bought the wrong clour bike.

slow....slow.....fag

woooow now thats slow

especially if he breaks down hill crying "not so fast guys no so fast my rev went over 2000rpm"

dracki · 04-17-2009, 3:47 AM

RED DEER ROSE & SIDE SHOW SHEWIE,JOHN CLAUDE VAN DIKE & FREEKY SPIDER, ALL HAD QUARTER POUNDERS REAR END & ARE FRIGGIN NUTTERS

YOUR MOTHERS CALLING YOU LOT HOME,BACK TO PORKY'S YOU GO

FAGS, YOU ALL GAY

lois · 04-17-2009, 5:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

RED DEER ROSE & SIDE SHOW SHEWIE,JOHN CLAUDE VAN DIKE & FREEKY SPIDER, ALL HAD QUARTER POUNDERS REAR END & ARE FRIGGIN NUTTERS

YOUR MOTHERS CALLING YOU LOT HOME,BACK TO PORKY'S YOU GO

FAGS, YOU ALL GAY

Well.....Ok (after a verble thrashing like that, I feel as of I need a shower)

with strek

However, your colour is so slow, it follows the rest of your bike around town....and only catches up after you have been parked for a while.....

Now THATS a slow clour....... which is a colour of which we do not speak.

So don't speak about it.

Hey, here's a new one for you.

Kneel suckers..............

Lois...............

....thanks everyone

dracki · 04-17-2009, 5:57 AM

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Originally Posted by lois

However, your colour is so slow, it follows the rest of your bike around town....and only catches up after you have been parked for a while.....

Now THATS a slow clour....... which is a colour of which we do not speak.

So don't speak about it.

the colour aint slow,the bike is just to quick for it,like lightning,to fast to see & we're long gone when you here us

the colour which you rainbirds(now thats an original name,curtesy of yours truly) don't speek of,why

,is it cause we are the fastest bikes around,or you just aint come up with an appropriet name for us,try this one out then, PHONOMENUM

,now thats an appropriet name for the BLACK Blackbird,cause you hear them but never see them,you sense our presance,but we have been & gone from where ever your at,we leave later & get home first

& we have a heavenly power of greatness where ever we're at & we are invisable at night, just a shadow during the day, a WRAITH

lois · 04-17-2009, 6:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dracki

the colour aint slow,the bike is just to quick for it,like lightning,to fast to see & we're long gone when you here us

the colour which you rainbirds(now thats an original name,curtesy of yours truly) don't speek of,why

,is it cause we are the fastest bikes around,or you just aint come up with an appropriet name for us,try this one out then, PHONOMENUM

,now thats an appropriet name for the BLACK Blackbird,cause you hear them but never see them,you sense our presance,but we have been & gone from where ever your at,we leave later & get home first

& we have a heavenly power of greatness where ever we're at & we are invisable at night, just a shadow during the day, a WRAITH

This just in...... incase no one has told you yet, you belong to what us fast colours refer to as the....

Slow clourd sissy la la's wrong clourd club, who ride bikes which are the colours of which we do not speak.

So go ahead and pick which every of the above mentioned names or phrases that you think best suites you and your slow clourd bike.....but either way....trust me, your " Blk bird" has already been named 12 ways to sunday....so give it up.

You know.....maybe you could start a suppport group. you could call it something snappy like ; S.L.O.W ( slow losers on wheels) or may be, C.R.A.P ( couldn't ride a pushcart)....or maybe you could come up with one of your own like, ISS (I'm so slow) or ISSIH (I'm so slow it hurts....or my favorite, KMNAIAS (kill me now as I am slow)....one last one, MBITWC (My bike is the wrong clour) whatever you decide to call it, you shouldn't have any problems getting members, because there is no shortage of you and your slow kind....

yup.....kneel suckers...........

Lois.... brought to you by the colour RED......

dracki · 04-17-2009, 6:56 AM

R.etarded
A.rsholes
I.mpotent
N.arcistic
B.rainless
I.ncestrall
R.ampent
D.eseased
S.ociall club of (insert your country here)

you rainbirds can't be faster than the Black Birds, north america got slower bikes to start with,europe's bikes were de-tuned cause of ever changing emisions control.

that just leaves Japan,Australia & En Zed & South Africa that got the more powerfull,faster version of the bird,so you can't win Yogi, crawl away in your winter den & take Boo Boo( Shewie) with you,that way you fags can give each other them $10 massages

heisti · 04-17-2009, 7:05 AM

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...europe's bikes were de-tuned cause of ever changing emisions control...

yes to 164hp.

about that incest thing: i don´t live in an australian desert where i have around me only sand, stones and mom...
i have here mountains, flowers and my aunt

04-14-2009, 9:55 AM	#3001
fasterspider Join Date: May 16 2008 Location: Studio City, Ca Age: 47 Posts: 839	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Mr. Honda called me from the grave speaking with very bad broken English and said that recall was only for silly color we do not speak owners and Red Bird riders had no fear because he knew that the Red Birds were the fastest of all CBR1100XX. So you knuckle heads go on and change your paint to some gay color we do not speak and I & my Red Bird will still be waiting at the finish lines for you. __________________ Ray#1 The fasterspider You must have bumped your head http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...birdavatar.jpg

04-14-2009, 10:10 AM	#3002
jclaude Rules are meant to be broken Join Date: Oct 27 2008 Location: Sydney, The land down under Age: 33 Posts: 2,780	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Well actually it just crossed my mind...Can people who rides black birds really be in this thread?Black is not quite a colour but more like a shade, a shade is just the reflexion of an object so black birds are only the image of red or blue birds, when you ride your shade is always beneath you so technically black birds are slower than their brethren red and blue birds __________________ (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") It takes more love to share the saddle that it takes to share the bed http://www.sydneyriders.com/forum/index.php

04-15-2009, 2:39 AM	#3003
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 5,445	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? 3,000 posts on this topic. C'mon people. GET A LIFE. or at least, go for a ride........ __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

04-15-2009, 3:55 AM	#3005
Nutter67 Administrator Join Date: Aug 31 2007 Location: Seaford, Victoria, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 5,445	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Hey, I'm the first to admit that I don't have a life. Except when I am riding my bike - which is 365 days of the year. __________________ *Paul* *Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to three seconds earlier*

04-15-2009, 10:20 AM	#3011
jclaude Rules are meant to be broken Join Date: Oct 27 2008 Location: Sydney, The land down under Age: 33 Posts: 2,780	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Hey BLACKWARRIOR happy 3000 posts anniversairy __________________ (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") It takes more love to share the saddle that it takes to share the bed http://www.sydneyriders.com/forum/index.php

04-16-2009, 5:34 AM	#3020
Poundstretcher A Rainbird Warrior Join Date: Oct 15 2008 Location: Tasmania Posts: 4,147	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? Come on Back on track Girls & girls

04-17-2009, 3:47 AM	#3025
dracki Back in Black,AC/DC Join Date: Mar 03 2008 Location: Brisbane,Queensland,Australia Posts: 1,838	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? RED DEER ROSE & SIDE SHOW SHEWIE,JOHN CLAUDE VAN DIKE & FREEKY SPIDER, ALL HAD QUARTER POUNDERS REAR END & ARE FRIGGIN NUTTERSYOUR MOTHERS CALLING YOU LOT HOME,BACK TO PORKY'S YOU GO FAGS, YOU ALL GAY __________________ Attitude,Charisma,Mojo & Spunk. Thats what you have on a BLACK Blackbird & there the fastest.the rest of you just dream about that annoying Shewie,Lois & Poundstrecher one post at a time

04-17-2009, 6:56 AM	#3029
dracki Back in Black,AC/DC Join Date: Mar 03 2008 Location: Brisbane,Queensland,Australia Posts: 1,838	Re: How come bike color affect its top speed ? R.etarded A.rsholes I.mpotent N.arcistic B.rainless I.ncestrall R.ampent D.eseased S.ociall club of (insert your country here) you rainbirds can't be faster than the Black Birds, north america got slower bikes to start with,europe's bikes were de-tuned cause of ever changing emisions control. that just leaves Japan,Australia & En Zed & South Africa that got the more powerfull,faster version of the bird,so you can't win Yogi, crawl away in your winter den & take Boo Boo( Shewie) with you,that way you fags can give each other them $10 massages __________________ Attitude,Charisma,Mojo & Spunk. Thats what you have on a BLACK Blackbird & there the fastest.the rest of you just dream about that annoying Shewie,Lois & Poundstrecher one post at a time